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Make the most boring possible description of your favorite movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 16, 2020.

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  1. London'sBurning

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    A mysterious briefcase's journey in the criminal underworld.
     
    #41 London'sBurning, Oct 16, 2020
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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Bad food is served on a flight.

    Man chasing other man doesn't care that other man is innocent.

    Morons play golf. Rich people are unhappy.
     
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    An old man awash in nostalgia reminisces about getting a bb gun for Christmas when he was 9yrs old
     
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    weird wizard, trained by avatar aang, saves earth by bargaining.
     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Nice! My first thought was
    Wolf of Wall Street
     
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    A bloody poor pale mentally disabled thick skull amateur boxer survives fight screaming GF’s name.
     
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  7. Jontro

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    a passionate man gets betrayed and killed, which got a massive following.
     
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    Woman entices man. Man is enticed. Man enters woman.
     
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    A small town police chief joins an oceanographer and a captain aboard an old boat for fishing off the coast of New England.
     
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    a schizophrenic ex marine keeps asking a mirror who it's talking to.
     
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  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Knights look for a cup
    Why does no one have a horse?
    Beware the rabbit
     
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    Dad takes family to winter resort, they annoy him to death.
     
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    A white man helps a black man find his wife in the mid-1800s.
     
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    Antagonist. Protagonist .
     
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  15. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    My favorite is Braveheart. If someone can come with a boring synopsis, I'd be impressed.

    Instead, I'll do this one. Fun fact: I recall taking a date to Champps in the mid-90's. After typical small talk we asked about our favorite movies. I said I loved UHF. Shortly afterwards she said she needed to go to the bathroom and I never saw her again.

    I still stand by my comment.

     
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    Guy quits his job killing artificial humans. Boss tells him he can't quit, that he has to kill some more of them, so he does. Along the way he falls for a beautiful artificial girl and at the end flies off into a forest. Roll credits.
     
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    I watched this movie solely on your obsession with it.

    I found it boring. Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher was far more suspenseful.

    But I did watch both, and wanted to like either.
     
    #57 Roscoe Arbuckle, Oct 17, 2020
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    Teenager is friends with a washed up scientist. Teenager goes on a misadventure to benefit himself, his family and the scientist solely.
     
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    Dudes wife talks back and gets killed. Dude gets mad but still dies.
     
    #59 CourtOfDreams, Oct 17, 2020
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    a jesus-like breh gets hijacked into a cult with robes and kills everyone in it 20 years later. rated r for sophisticated dialogue.
     
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