I was driving on Westheimer when my brother suddenly goes "what the hell is that"! It was like a rainbow colored navigator with 20" rims. Nasty as hell. I then realized that there was a thread over here not long ago where someone mentioned that Cato had a similar car. I speed up and sure enough it is CATO (EWW)! He had his windows down and his younger brother was on the passenger side (looked exactly like him). He saw me staring at him, so I roled down the windows and yelled "WHY DONT YOU GO WORKOUT OR SOMETHING YOU LAZY PIECE OF CRAP!" Okay so I just made up the last part. I had no wish to get my ass kicked. ------------------
I hope you've gone though de-catoification, already. Otherwise, you might find yourself a pathetic, quivering mass of unambitious, unproductive, flesh. ------------------ Lacking inspiration at the moment...
where was his bentley ------------------ Shane "Save Our Rockets" "Life without basketball in Houston........without an arena that is what it will be"
ROTFLMAO!!! that was funny as hell r3. does Cato drive as badly as he plays? ------------------ .,.·^*'´'|'\..........,.·^*'´¯¯¯'`*^·,...,/|'`*^·-, '|.......'|::\......,·'.....,.·:*:·,......'`i:'|.......| '|.......'|:::|.....;.......':,:::,:·.......';:|.......| '|.......|::;i - ·;i'`:,......¯¯.......,·´|::|.......| '|.......'´.......'|'i:::`*:~·.–·~^*'´: :'|::|.......'`*·-, '|........,.-:^:':'\:'`:;:: :: : : : :: ::;·'i::/`':^·.,......`'i '|..,.:'´:::::::::::'\| '`*^~·:–:·~^*'´..'|/:::::::::'`:^:., | '´:;:::::::::;:-·^*'´.....................`'*^·:;-.....:;·' ....`·;:·'´........................................'`^·:;·´
Hell yeah I am going to decatofy myself. I am going to ball tonight and reb and hustle like crazy! ------------------
Cato never drives. He cruises all day long-- a new version of staying in the paint. ------------------ Time is a great teacher-- only problem is it kills all its pupils.
Hey he STEALING $43,000,000 from us! 43 FREAKIN MILLION DOLLARS FOR CATO! He can afford to drive a Bentley and a Navigator. One thing though, he had a Oregon license plate. Maybe we are trying to trade him back to where he belongs. With the crappy JailBlazers. ------------------
LOL to this entire thread! I guess the rainbow colors of his vehicle help explain why Cato is so soft. Here are my thoughts of a day in the life of Kelvin Cato: Wake up at 2:00 pm and smoke-a-bowl. 3:39 pm: Hop in the Navigator with $10,000, roll over to the 4th Ward for some kind bud. 6:05 pm: Smoke-a-bowl with Los and play NBA Live 2001 on PS2. 9:55 pm: Put the kids to bed, smoke-a-bowl, head out to party. 4:55 am: Roll in from partying all night, smoke-a-bowl, go to sleep ------------------ "We make more, but we spend more." Patrick Ewing
hahahahaha mannn now i KNOW how lazy he his. He's been here for 2 damn seasons and hasnt gotten new plates yet. I guess he knew the moment he came here that we were going to trade his butt back there or something, so he didn't bother. ------------------
Wow,if Cato reads this thread he may demand a trade Plus if he does read this thread how will it effect his confidence then?Oh I forgot he has none Maybe he will retire and be a full time Author,writing books for kids too help them feel better about themselves!All he has to do is write an Autobiography ------------------ Sam Clancy...Sam Clancy...Sam Clancy...Sam Clancy...Sam Clancy
Here's an excerpt from his next children's book. "See Kelvin run. See Kelvin block. See Kelvin get a fat contract. Kelvin likes his fat contract. See Kelvin loaf. See Kelvin scowl. Foul, Kelvin, foul. See Kelvin loaf some more. Sit, Kelvin, sit." ------------------
Pinetree, now that's funny!!! See Kelvin loaf, scowl, foul & sit. Hehehehehehe ------------------ A HOUSTONIAN lost in dallas
Geez you guys are brutal considering he's still a Rocket. ------------------ "I'm not here to protect my reputation, I'm here to make my reputation! Mama Barkley didn't raise no chumps!" - Charles Barkley
rocket03.. that's what i'm saying.. but if everyone says the navigator is so ugly why's he driving it when he has that sweet bentley... lol though if he ever read t his site no wonder he doesn't usually s top for autographs he might be scared.. speaking of plates.. the last game of the year bull was driving a suv with the license plate msbull.. his wife's vechicle i guess.. lol msbull.. no room for the MRS i guess ------------------ Shane "Save Our Rockets" "Life without basketball in Houston........without an arena that is what it will be" [This message has been edited by Rocket Fan (edited June 15, 2001).]
hey kelvin's going to be at gallery tomorrow.. but you have to pay for his autograph ------------------ Shane "Save Our Rockets" "Life without basketball in Houston........without an arena that is what it will be"
Doesn't his momma post here ,or is that just bootleg. ------------------ It's not what you drive. It's what drives you.
