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Nick & Jessica Variety Hour

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Apr 14, 2004.

  1. Rockets34Legend

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    Damn, did this show suck or what? My wife made me watch thi sorry show.

    Man, I didn't laugh once. Just watching Jessica on TV was the only attraction of the show. Avoid this crap....
     
  2. Eric Riley

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    then you might not like this, from imdb.com:

    Lachey and Simpson Land Second Variety Special
    On the same day that it was announced that ABC's Easter Sunday variety show hosted by Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson had produced the highest ratings of the night among young adults, ABC ordered a second variety special featuring the couple, this one to air on Christmas. ABC indicated that, while it currently has no plans to produce additional variety specials with Lachey and Simpson, it might begin presenting them on a quarterly basis if the Christmas special also turns out to be a hit.
     
  3. annthuyn

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    indeed! it was annoying. I can't stand watching her sing.. she's so dramatic and :confused: ... She totally killed the Take My Breath Away song. Other than that, I like her and Nick. They're a cute couple and their Newlyweds show is pretty funny.


    *door hits her from behind*
    Jessica: oooouch! Niiiiick, I think I broke my kidneys
     
  4. mrpaige

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    I really don't like the overdramatic singing, either.

    I only tuned in because I was sitting down to watch Alias. But after a couple of minutes, I switched back over to FOX for the real Simpson(s) (and Arrested Development, which I enjoyed far more this time than I did the first time I tried it. So, now that I like it, it's doomed to cancellation).
     
  5. Summer Song Giver

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    This show looked like a bad idea from the first commercial I saw for it. Too bad cuz I really like both of them and their little MTV show.
     
  6. Yao Wink

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    I really hated that Jewel and Jessica duet. I guess Jessica was trying to sing like Jewel, but both were annoying and trying to play to the crowd (which apparently was filled with 14 year-old girls.) I kept focusing on Jewel's grill, as she had something funky going on with one of her front teeth.

    All in all, I thought it was just a way for Jessica Simpson to be on TV more and show-off her rather incredible voice. Seeing their MTV show just exaggerated how hokey they were acting on that special. Although I only watched up until AD (that show rocks) and on commercials.
     
  7. Hammer755

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    I saw a brief moment of this since my wife was watching it. That part I saw was Jessica singing the duet with Kenny Rogers. I couldn't help but think how much better it would have been with Will Sasso's MadTV version of Kenny Rogers than the real Gambler himself.
     
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    Donny and Marie for Generation Y. Blech!
     
  9. VesceySux

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    I rather liked Entertainment Weekly's take on the show. They ran a picture of Jessica and Nick waving at the camera with the caption, "Welcome to the fifth level of Hell."
     
  10. Faos

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    She sang?

    I wouldn't know. I couldn't take my eyes off of her breasts.
     
  11. DonnyMost

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    Welcome to the Jessica Simpson's breasts show.
     
  12. drapg

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  13. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I didn't watch the show, but her boobs have to be about the most perfect specimens ever. Goodness....her IQ couldn't drop low enough to counter the perfection of her breasts. Besides, just having them in front of me would make me equally as stupid. We'd be a couple of blissfully blubbering morons sitting in our own little puddles of drool.
     
  14. drapg

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    Thank me now or thank me later. Whatever.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. bamaslammer

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    Those things are HUGE!!!!!!!!! I agree, the boobs cancel everything else out. They could do a show on gardening and all you would see would be.........her voluptuous, perky bosoms.
     
  16. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Thank you....I like that shape her mouth makes too. She looks like a blow up doll.
     
  17. drapg

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    The amazing thing is that they got smaller!!! :eek:

    In high school she was a double D... but they shrunk when she started to lose her baby fat.

    She actually hated them as a kid b/c she got picked on by guys and hated by girls.
     
  18. drapg

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    Yes, the mouth was the icing on the cake! :)

    Icing.

    Jessica Simpson.

    Mmmm....
     
  19. Surfguy

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    You mean....those are not implants? WOW!
     
  20. drapg

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    Alright, I'll say it.

    "They're real... and they're spectacular."
     

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