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Great Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Apr 10, 2004.

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  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    Jesus saves, Moses invests
     
    #21 giddyup, Apr 10, 2004
  2. Faos

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    I've seen this one in the south:

    "If you don't like Hank you can kiss my ass."


    Hank as in Hank Williams Jr.
     
    #22 Faos, Apr 10, 2004
  3. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    That's my favorite.
     
    #23 Jeff, Apr 10, 2004
  4. Harrisment

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    "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
     
    #24 Harrisment, Apr 10, 2004
  5. JBIIRockets

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    "How's my Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T"

    when I saw this for the first time in 1995, I lmao.
     
    #25 JBIIRockets, Apr 10, 2004
  6. DonnyMost

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    [​IMG]
     
    #26 DonnyMost, Apr 10, 2004
  7. allan

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    I'd rather be driving
     
    #27 allan, Apr 10, 2004
  8. jelanit

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    "Only users lose drugs."
     
    #28 jelanit, Apr 10, 2004
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  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Be queit, I'm sleeping.
     
    #29 StupidMoniker, Apr 10, 2004
  10. Isabel

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    "Don't Laugh - It's Paid For"

    "Visualize Whirled Peas"

    "Visualize Using Your Turn Signals"

    "Reunite Gondwanaland"
     
    #30 Isabel, Apr 10, 2004
  11. mrpaige

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    My neighbor was telling me about seeing a bumper sticker that said:

    "Lee Harvey Oswald. Where are you now that we need you?"

    Though I don't agree with the sentiment, I did think it was funny.
     
    #31 mrpaige, Apr 10, 2004
  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That is classic!:D
     
    #32 Manny Ramirez, Apr 11, 2004
  13. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    I saw this on a t-shirt the first time and then a bumper sticker:

    Spellers of the world UNTIE!

    I also like:

    Eschew Obfuscation

    :D
     
    #33 Jeff, Apr 11, 2004
  14. rudager

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    FECK OPUC

    Worst bumper stickers: Mean People Suck. Satan is a Nerd.
     
    #34 rudager, Apr 11, 2004
  15. Isabel

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    I never understood the "mean people suck" thing. OK, so no one likes it when people aren't nice. But if you go around saying other people "suck", what does that make <i>you</i>?
     
    #35 Isabel, Apr 11, 2004
  16. thadeus

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    "God created asphalt so yuppies could go 4-wheeling."
     
    #36 thadeus, Apr 11, 2004
  17. AMS

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    "Shouldnt your eyes be on the road"
     
    #37 AMS, Apr 11, 2004
  18. rimrocker

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    If you're not saved, go to hell.

    [​IMG]
     
    #38 rimrocker, Apr 11, 2004
  19. droxford

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    "Since I've given up hope, I feel much better"

    "The beatings will continue until morale improves"

    "A pessimist is an optimist with experience"

    -- droxford
     
    #39 droxford, Apr 12, 2004
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