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This woman gets mother of year award for sure

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    ouch.


    Mexican woman performs own Caesarean to save baby



    LONDON (Reuters) - A woman in Mexico gave birth to a healthy baby boy after performing a Caesarean section on herself with a kitchen knife, doctors said Tuesday.

    The unidentified 40-year-old woman, who lived in a rural area without electricity, running water or sanitation and was an eight-hour drive from the nearest hospital, performed the operation when she could not deliver the baby naturally.

    She had lost a previous baby due to labor complications.

    "She took three small glasses of hard liquor and, using a kitchen knife, sliced her abdomen in three attempts ... and delivered a male infant that breathed immediately and cried," said Dr R.F. Valle, of the Dr. Manuel Velasco Suarez Hospital in San Pablo, Mexico.


    Valle recounted the event in a report in the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.


    Before losing consciousness, the woman told one of her children to call a local nurse for help. After the nurse stitched the wound with a sewing needle and cotton thread, the mother and baby were transferred and treated by Valle and his colleagues at the nearest hospital.


    "This case represents an unusual and extraordinary decision by a women in labor who, unable to deliver herself spontaneously, and with no medical help or resources, decided to perform a Caesarean section upon herself," Valle said.


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  2. A-Train

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    salud!
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    :eek: Good God! :eek:

    And, I guess, good job!
     
  4. A-Train

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    I don't know, it did take her three tries to get through the abdominal wall. She should always keep her kitchen knives sharpened in case something like this happens again...
     
  5. Austin70

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    She should of had the Ginsu knife.....it slices, it dices....
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Good lord...

    My people don't mess around...;)
     
  7. A-Train

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    you can even cut a tin can with it, but you wouldn't want to!
     
  8. mleahy999

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  9. peleincubus

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    who the hell got a picture of my wife on here. no seriously who are you and why do you have a picture of my wife.

    im coming for you. and were you trying to be sarcastic when you said "lovely"???????????????
     
  10. Austin70

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    She's a man baby!!
     
  11. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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  12. MoonBus

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    :eek:

    It takes me 3 tries just to get some blood from my finger to do a diabetics test.
     
  13. drapg

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    I think a certain liquor company has found itself a new ad campaign!!!

    Dull the pain with Brand X!
     
  14. Isabel

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    :D Good one A-Train.

    (NOW how much would you pay???)
     
  15. rudager

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    Was it pretty easy to get approval to post this message, then? ;)

    Man, this kid won't get to complain about anything, or catch any breaks.

    "Oh, you've got a bit of a sore throat and don't want to go to school? Well I sliced open my own damn belly so you could be here today, so put your boots on and get on the bus."
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    "OOOOOOHHHH MOTHER!!!!!!!!"




    -Jim Foley after Eddie Johnson's game winning 3 vs. the utah jazz
     
  17. Falcons Talon

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    Viva la raza!!! Ever been spanked with a chancla or threatened with the cucui?
     
  18. Mulder

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    She could have done a little more later...

    It slices, dices, circumcises, all your cooking needs...
     

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