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[OFFICIAL] Republican National Convention 2020 thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Os Trigonum, Aug 18, 2020.

  1. KingCheetah

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    When is the First Lady speaking?
     
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    After she copies Michelle's speech.
     
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    What’s the point of the convention? Just do a daily prime time outdoor rally with MAGA audience.
     
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    First comes Ted Nugent giving you a dose of Cat Scratch Fever. Then Kid Rock mixes Southern Rock with Hip Hop (why?), and just when you think your panties couldn't get any wetter, out jumps Charles in Charge!
     
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    Word on the street is the pillow guy is selling discounted pillows for the snoozefest.
     
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    and if you
    • haven't been referred by Congress for a criminal investigation by the DoJ, a la Fredo Trump and Jared, or
    • have not been barred from ever running a non-profit organization, a la Eric, Fredo and Ivanka,
    ur not invited
     
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    Thanks for fixing that lol.
     
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    Opening prayer: Jerry Faldwell Jr. and Jim Bakker

    Opening statement: Herman Cain’s Twitter

    Speech: Michael Flynn on national defense

    Speech: Steve Brannon on ethics

    Infomercial: Pillow Guy announces launch of limited edition Joe Rogan body pillow

    Creepy MAGA hat kid, angry St. Louis couple, Hershel “brain damage” Walker, James Woods corpse, Boner from Charles in Charge and Scott Baio are paraded into room where they are served prep stock mashed potatoes from Jim Bakker from a ladle.

    Speech: Trump gives a speech about how awesome his is.

    Stephen Miller asks to see Scott Baio’s papers to make sure he is isn’t a Mexican.

    Trump uncovers a model of “the wall” that will be built and paid for by blue states.

    Michael Buffer fires up the crowd with some kind words about Russia before switching to a live look at a military launch of middles over Iran.
     
  9. King1

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    Vote for anyone not aligned with Kamala Harris
     
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    Sign me up!
     
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    Gotta train to watch.




    (I'm actually impressed. )
     
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    Just heard that for some of the speeches there will be a live audience
     
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    Because he's STRONG!
     
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    Trump Muppet Show?

    They gonna bring in Roger Ailes' cancelled fat ass to run it?
     
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    Because he has an awesome life if he can live with the fact he is a terrible monster. He controls and profits off an entire college, he has a wife that tolerates and doesn’t question any behavior and loves him, he has a bunch of rubes that think he is esteemed, he has endless money and connections, he has frequent sex with many different women, he has access to yachts... he can say and do anything he wants without consequence.

    His life is awesome as long as he doesn’t dwell on the fact he is a fraud... but I doubt that bothers him because his father was a fraud... and he is an atheist so he has no fear of hell... just pound the coeds, do drugs, workout, collect money, party with wife.. rinse and repeat until at 85 he decides there is a God, when he asks for forgiveness and dies without feeling any fear.
     
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    Meh, better than being one of them Godless Hollywood Liberals destroying America with their endless celebration of sin and Satan.
     
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