Following the other thread and because I'm bored. Who would you rather hang out with a bear in the forest or a dolphin in the water? Keeping in mind that the bear might kill you, even on accident, while the dolphin might sexually molest you. Plus the bear might eat all your food without chipping in while the dolphin will be one those friends who just wants to get sushi and then during the meal talk about how much better sushi they've had before.
Cleverly hidden political test... Dolphins are so smart they're college edumacated elitists while bears are for the repressed Bible thumpers
Well, dolphins gang rape other dolphins as a form of hazing, so I don't want to be the new guy. I guess a bear. Because that's my last name.
Dolphins are known to sexually harass humans too even at dolphin encounters. Also there have been reports of dolphins doing stuff to other animals. Maybe we need to Cancel Flipper!
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