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The "I got the hookup" Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LongTimeFan, Mar 21, 2004.

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  1. LongTimeFan

    LongTimeFan Member

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    This thread is mostly for bragging and boasting :D

    What hookups do you get? No need to say how/who obviously.

    I guess I'll start...

    I can get tickets to any sporting event. Any.
     
  2. pasox2

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    Yo Yo Yo, What you need? Roll yr window down.
     
  3. drapg

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    Yes, Master P is a genius.
     
  4. Hippieloser

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    Uuuuunnnnnhhhhh!!
     
  5. Tyree

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    did u go to superbowl?...i basically get whatever I want from my dad lol
     
  6. Uprising

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    Up until the last 4 years,

    NO Taxes
    NO water/electric/gas bills
     
  7. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    How did you pull that one?
     
  8. Uprising

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    Lived over seas....Saudi Arabia has no Taxes, or Utilities Bills.

    Not quite a hook up I guess, but still was something that kicked a** and was available to me.
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I've been pulled over at least 25 maybe 26 times (I really have quit counting) and I have only gotten 3 tickets!!:eek: :eek:
     
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    I control the liberal media.
























    Oh, and I created the internet.
     
  11. Harrisment

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    Oh I've got the hookup alright...
     
  12. Gutter Snipe

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    I've been pulled over once in the last 10 years - no tickets.

    Hmmm, what else....

    My wife makes a kickass healthy lunch for me everyday - and thinks she's getting off easy.

    I lose a lot of golf balls, but my friend pulls so many out of ponds that he keeps me loaded with Titleist Pro V1x's.
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    I can get into just about every downtown club free of charge. Of course, that doesn't mean Spy or Prague, but I can't stand those places anyway.

    And I have been going out for 15 years. You gotta figure you're gonna know some people after that long.
     
  14. Mulder

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    I hate to break it to you, but you're the old guy at the club :p
     
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    I'm 32. That's why I don't frequent the afforementioned clubs.

    Ahhhh grasshopper. Much to teach, there is.

    (Not to brag, but my 11 yr old younger brother (21) hangs out with me when he's in town, and he's apparently hot. (gotta 9.9 on that hot or not crap).)

    So :p
     
  16. Mulder

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    Just messing with ya homey... After working in a bar I won't be caught dead in one. Plus the fact that I'm married and don't drink makes it kinda pointless.
     
  17. francis 4 prez

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    while not having any myself and usually not even directly knowing someone who did, i've pretty much had any old test that was available for just about every test in college for about 3 years running. of course, profs change tests some of the time but they give you a nice idea of what to expect and have been most helpful in filling my TI-86 with useful information (i'm sure others have this hookup but definitely not many in the classes i was in). also, i probably have done about 10% of my homework these last 3 years and yet have never missed turning in an assignment and rarely got less than an A thanks to all the copying of my friends i got to do. damn we were efficient. someone pops in the computer lab about 15 minutes before class, prints off about 8 copies of the hw, we all line up in an assembly line and collect all necessary papers and then someone staples it at the end. plus we were also very good at, ummm, "assisting" each other on exams.

    since my only real class is a lab this semester (and my hookups have graduated) i have no need for that hookup anymore. not sure what i'm gonna do about grad school, though.
     
  18. BlastOff

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    Pssssssssssst! Need a letter 'C'?
     
  19. Miguel

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    *whispering*

    I get to go to Texans games/rodeo/concerts/etc for free. Strike that...

    I get paid to go to them! ;)

    Working at Reliant Stadium rocks.
     
  20. RocketsPimp

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    When I lived in Houston I could get into Spy, Toc and Lava Lounge for free. It took lots of late night drinking and engaging in other party favors to make the contacts to get the pass.

    I really don't miss it.
     

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