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Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by LUK3, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. LUK3

    LUK3 Member

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    so i did a thing

     
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    I liked it. It'd feel a lot better if the team hadn't choked away the subsequent World Series.

    Whoever's commenting in the background is clearly a very sad, empty person. Thus I enjoy the dexterous hammering of him with the same clip over and over.
     
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  3. LUK3

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    his name is Max Kellerman :mad:
     
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    Max “talentless” Kellerman. He’s full of drama to get ratings and clicks.
     
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    So, my dog sniffed another dog's butt at the park last week whose owner's second cousin twice removed lives down the street from a peanut vendor at Constellation Field, and you know all those peanut vendors know each other industry... So anyway the dog told my dog that the Astros have sensors under the dirt in the batter's boxes at MMP and sometimes they can sneak them in on the road during BP, and these sensors indicate what the HITTER is expecting to see. The sensors read out on that screen in the clubhouse!!!1 So, if the hitter is expecting a breaking pitch, two bangs on the trash can. If the hitter is expecting fastball, NO BANGS! See: LMJ KNEW THE YANKEES WERE SITTING FASTBALL!!!!1 He was CHEATING!!! Watch the video for yourself. No. Bangs.
     
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  7. msn

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    It's not the drugs. If you're batting at MMP, they're SCANNING YOUR BRAIN!
     
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    why show a clip from 2019 and then say 2017 WS champs?
     
  9. Joe Smith

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    I would hate to go on trial these days, reasoning ability is severely lacking in modern society.
     
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    Makes no sense at all two different years.
     
  11. LUK3

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    just as another middle finger to the yankees
     

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