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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Dec 13, 2019.

  1. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

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    I did say that. Next question please. (Your Google image results will fall under NSFW.)
     
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    That's the point fine sir.
     
  3. Riz

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    I just finished reading 1984, what is 2+2?
     
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    Did you get banned from the dnd? Does that forum make Smokey cry?
     
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    What was the last children's movie that moved you to tears?
     
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    2+2 will always equal freedom.

    Everyone references 1984, but "Politics and the English Language" is more relevant than ever. Just consider this quote in light of today's happenings:

    “When one watches some tired hack on the platform mechanically repeating the familiar phrases - bestial atrocities, iron heel, blood-stained tyranny, free peoples of the world, stand shoulder to shoulder - one often has a curious feeling that one is not watching a live human being but some kind of dummy, the appropriate noises are coming out of his larynx, but his brain is not involved”
     
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    Not to my knowledge.

    Smokey does not cry, he lectures, berates, and pleads.
     
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    I think I had a breakdown complete with crying once when watching Sleeping Beauty for the 637th time while trying to change clothes on a Polly Pocket doll.

    The things you do for your kids.
     
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    Who was the first rock band you saw in concert?
     
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    Do you like Chipotle?
     
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    The Cars. Second was Van Halen.
     
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    I like their norovirus taco almost as much as I like their salmonella and E.Coli combo burrito.

    Taco Cabana............Qdoba, Baja Fresh............Taco food trucks..............Taco Bell................Del Taco......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Chipotle.
     
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    What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
     
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    How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck before Chuck Norris got overrun by woodchucks?
     
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    You walk up to the 15 items or less line with 2 items in your hand. You are 3rd in line as the cashier starts scanning what appears to be about 40 items from a customer's cart. She then has to call for a price check, and waits for an employee to go check the price for an item she hands them. What do you do or say?
     
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    A man is holding a photograph of a man and says, "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son." Who is the man in the photo?
     
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    The Cowboys. How dare Bruce Dern kill John Wayne.
     
  18. rimrocker

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    Pick an infinite number and multiply it by 2.
     
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    The man in the photo is the guy's son and the guy has read too many issues of Reader's Digest. No sane human talks that way. I feel for his son, who must of got picked on a lot as a kid.
     
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    better song?



     

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