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Justin Zoolander and his model wife cost us the World Series

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by KingCheetah, Oct 31, 2019.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    How can anyone focus on baseball with this level of distraction?
     
    #1 KingCheetah, Oct 31, 2019
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  2. Rock Block

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    Haha yea no shiit. If I'm Justin I come down with a retirement injury and spend all my time with that......
     
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  3. The Real Shady

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    The other players wives are hotter imo, and I think Upton is beautiful. The Astros players should all get divorces and start banging fatties so they can get hungry again for success. Next level analytics.
     
    #3 The Real Shady, Oct 31, 2019
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  4. KingCheetah

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    #4 KingCheetah, Oct 31, 2019
  5. conquistador#11

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    A not so disguised post your favorite Kate picture thead:
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    #5 conquistador#11, Oct 31, 2019
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    Since we are likely to lose Cole's smoking hot wife, we need to keep Verlander happy...

     
    #6 NewRoxFan, Nov 1, 2019
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    You all do know that women don't stay looking that way.
     
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    WTF?!?!?! We're only two days removed from losing the World Series! Happy Halloween and now Happy November 1st, everybody!

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  9. KingCheetah

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    Oh, really?
     
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    No offense. 20+ left on base. Wtf?
     
    #10 banzai, Nov 1, 2019
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    I don't get the infatuation with her... Yeah she got big t*tties but every b**** does nowadays
     
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  12. H-Town Info

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    I'll take Allie LaForce over Gerrit Cole's wife or Kate Upton.

    Sports girl and the girl next door person :)

    But then again, we might lose Joe Smith too.
     
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  13. King1

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    Is this supposed to be amusing?
     
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