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[OFFICIAL] Elizabeth Warren for President thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Os Trigonum, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. FranchiseBlade

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    An older woman forcing someone to write erotica? I have a hard time understanding that, but it's kind of kinky in an old school Zalmon King kind of way.

    I don't imagine this story will have a lot of legs.
     
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    Lol I hope this is true. If it is and she owns it I’ll vote for her
     
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    Unfortunately for Wohl and Burkman, I can find no evidence on the internet that Warren owns a pair of red shoes.
     
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  4. FranchiseBlade

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    Ha!
     
  5. NewRoxFan

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    Amazing that republicans are reduced to things like this... thanks trump!

     
  6. jiggyfly

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    It shows how scared they are of Warren.
     
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    I think a fling with a young conservative Marine would only help Warren, LOL.
    In fact, maybe she needs dozens of sexual assault allegations before November 2020.
    Maybe she needs an appearance on TMZ or something, with an "accidental" live mic: "I don't even wait. I grab them right by the junk... and then hit them with my chain!"
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    When she says she'll grab corporate interests by the balls, she really means it!
     
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    Can somebody explain Jacob Wohl to me? Is he engaged in an Andy Kauffman type of performance art? Every time I see something about him, it's a "bombshell" story he's made up that is immediately debunked, often through photos, and a news cycle that consists entirely of mockery.
     
  10. fchowd0311

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    It's so bad I'm wondering if he's a leftist plant trying to pretend to be a right winger.

    No one who doesn't have some sort of mental disability is lacking in this much self awareness.
     
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    I maxed out my contribution to the Cougar.
     
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    Let's be honest, Warren is probably one of the better looking 70 year olds out there.
     
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    He's the poor healthy young Marine who was forcefully imprisoned and held as a sex slave by the monster known as Elizabeth Warren.
     
  14. CometsWin

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    Warren is a cougar, it's no secret.

     
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    Hey, leave grandma alone. Lol
     
  16. RayRay10

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    #GoCoogs
     
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  17. B-Bob

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    "I pledge to you to put big chains on Wall Street, and trust me... Wall Street is gonna like it. Oh yeah."
    This has to be intentional counter-trolling, while staying on message, and I love it. "Go Cougars!" LOL. It's like, yeah, bring on more of your fake sex stories, little boys.
     
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  18. jiggyfly

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    Drama Queen.
     
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    Warren went to U of H?

    Can you imagine getting a college degree on 50 dollars a semester or the modern day equivalent?
     
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    I cringed when I saw that. She just had to use our absolute worst branding/logo in our history...
     
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