“She can’t see my boner... she can’t see my boner... I bet she has one of those smooth cunnies..... no, my Jesus juice was released.... Mother will be angry.”
Lashes? He scrubs his genitalia with Ajax after taking a cheese grater too it. “Lashes” are a Catholic thing... very much a Jesuit self punishment. Pence is that Gay hating Evangelical type... so lots of crying and uncontrolled anger at women, children and other sinful deviant sorts.