What do you say to people who ask too many questions?

101. What irrational fear do you have?
Big dogs, E.T the movie
102. What would be your spirit animal?
Warthog
103. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Yup
104. What’s the hardest lesson you’ve learned?
Don’t talk **** to cops even if you’re right
105. What’s something you are self-conscious about?
Acne
106. What is one of your favorite smells?
Cinnamon
107. Have you ever given to any charities?
Yes
108. What’s the last adventure you went on?
Trip to Florida
109. What are three interesting facts about you?
I’m really good with my hands, I’m parts French, Cherokee, Irish and Scandinavian and I have hazel eyes
110. What was the best compliment you’ve received?
Nice....something
111. What chance encounter changed your life forever?
Met my wife
112. What do you want your epitaph to be?
Dead inside. Don’t open.
113. What do you want to be remembered for?
Sick Guitar solos
114. What is the “holy grail” of your life?
The holy grail
115. What do you like most about your family?
Weirdos
116. What do people think is weird about you?
Yes
117. What is something you will NEVER do again?
Let folks have their say on my social media’s
118. Who is / was your most interesting friend?
Tim
119. What are you most likely very wrong about?
Politics and religion lol
120. What’s the most immature thing that you do?
Argue with strangers on the internet
121. What stereotype do you completely live up to?
Idk, some white side stuff probably
122. What is the biggest lesson you never learned?
Don’t talk **** to cops even when you’re right
123. What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?
Releasing an album
124. What was the most memorable gift you’ve received?
Wedding ring
125. What chapters would you separate your autobiography into?
Huh?
126. What do you hope your last words will be?
That was awesome
127. What do you spend the most time thinking about?
My family
128. What is something you can never seem to finish?
ALBUMS lol
129. What mistake do you keep making again and again?
Giving people too many chances
130. What’s the best thing you got from your parents?
Determination
131. What is the strangest thing you have come across?
This questionnaire
132. What would a mirror opposite of yourself be like?
A terrible person who just gets worse every day
133. What’s the best and worst thing about getting older?
Wisdom. Back and knee pain.
134. What would be the scariest monster you could imagine?
E.T.
135. What is something you are certain you’ll never experience?
Being super wealthy
136. What challenging thing are you working through these days?
Mental health
137. What’s one responsibility you really wish you didn’t have?
Mortgage
138. What do you wish your brain was better at doing?
When I know I shouldnt curse I stutter a lot
139. If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?
Sweaty
140. In your group of friends, what role do you play?
Quiet cool one
141. Which of your scars has the best story behind it?
Dog bite I guess
142. What have you created that you are most proud of?
Music, son
143. What do you strongly suspect but have no proof of?
Rather not answer this one
144. What were some of the turning points in your life?
Long time gf left me high and dry
145. What bends your mind every time you think about it?
Quantum physics
146. What’s the title of the current chapter of your life?
New beginnings
147. Among your friends or family, what are you famous for?
Chicken Alfredo and pho
148. What is something that your friends would consider “so you”?
Metal
149. What’s something horrible that everyone should try at least once?
Oysters
150. If you had a personal flag, what would be on it?
Me duh
151. If your life was a book, what would its title be?
“This fkn guy”
152. As the only human left on Earth, what would you do?
Smoke weed in cool places
153. What stat for your life would you most like to see?
How many tacos have I consumed
154. What did you think you would grow out of but haven’t?
PBJ sammiches
155. What are three of the most significant numbers in your life?
3, 27, 42
156. What are some of your personal “rules” that you never break?
I don’t park on the slanted parts of parking garages
157. What’s the best and worst piece of advice you’ve ever received?
Don’t smoke cigs and here, smoke cigs
158. What song or artist do you like but rarely admit to liking?
Fame by David Bowie
159. What annoys you most about the in-groups you are a part of?
They’re terrible people that I quit hanging out with
160. What small gesture from a stranger made a big impact on you?
This questionnaire
161. What do you regret not doing or starting when you were younger?
This questionnaire
162. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well?
This questionnaire
163. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
I’d just use my real name instead of stupid nickname
164. When people look at you, what do you think they see / think?
....me?
165. What can you not get right, no matter how many times you try?
Singing perfectly in tune
166. What question can you ask to find out the most about a person?
What’s up?
167. As you get older, what are you becoming more and more afraid of?
Politicians
168. What lifestyle change have you been meaning to make for a while now?
I actually have been making them recently
169. In what situation or place would you feel the most out of place in?
Trump rally
170. There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types?
Good and bad
171. What personality trait do you value most and which do you dislike the most?
Being open and dislike being judgmental but I do it anyway sometimes
172. When was the last time you changed your opinion / belief about something major?
Last year when I voted
173. What would you do if you knew you were going to die in one hour?
Party
174. What are some of the events in your life that made you who you are?
Space camp, drum corps, wedding, birth of my son
175. If life is a game, like some people say, what are some of the rules?
It’s all rules. I’ve had it up to here with your “rules”
176. They say that everyone has a book in them. What would your book be about?
Being under appreciated but doing me anyway because I like to do it
177. What could you do with two million dollars to impact the most amount of people?
Start a grow house/restaurant....employ folks and feed folks sustainably
178. What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate?
I make messes and dont pick them up right away
179. What are you really good at, but kind of embarrassed that you are good at it?
Idk if it embarrassment but I don’t like performing music for people in person. Always comes with terrible conversations.
180. If you could make one rule that everyone had to follow, what rule would you make?
Treat others the way you wanted to be treated
181. What’s something that happened or something that someone said that changed how you view the world?
Someone close to me having mental health struggles
182. If you were put into solitary confinement for six months, what would you do to stay sane?
Yoga
183. If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?
I honestly don’t know
184. What incredibly strong opinion or belief do you have that is completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things?
All drugs should be legal
185. What are the top three things you want to accomplish before you die? How close are you to accomplishing them?
Be financially able to retire, release more albums, travel the world. Not close.
186. If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?
Cinnamon
187. If you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing at one point in time, what would that thing be?
Sing “sleep” by Eric Whitacre
188. If you had a clock that would countdown to any one event of your choosing, what event would you want it to countdown to?
New Years
189. What do you wish you could tell yourself 10 years ago? What do you think you’ll want to tell your current self 10 years from now?
Don’t make fun of cops even if you’re right
190. If you were forced to relive one 10-minute block of your life again and again for all eternity, what 10 minutes of your life would you choose?
Meeting my wife
191. If you could make a 20 second phone call to yourself at any point in your life present or future, when would you call and what would you say?
20 seconds is a pointless amount of time, if it was 20 minutes I’d call myself in the past when I was about 16 and lay down some better plans
192. What keeps you up at night?
Coffee
193. What lie do you tell most often?
This is going to work!
194. What do you regret not doing?
Traveling
195. What gives your life meaning?
Family
196. What are you most insecure about?
Why people love me
197. What bridges do you not regret burning?
None of them.
198. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done?
Drugs
199. How do you get in the way of your own success?
Yup.
200. What are you afraid people see when they look at you?
Idk, someone who is stereotypical
201. What’s the most surprising self-realization you’ve had?
I’m not perfect
202. How do you hope you’ll change as a person in the future?
Just whatever makes me a better person or provider for my family
203. What’s one thing you did that you really wish you could go back and undo?
DONT TALK **** TO COPS GEEZ
204. What do you most often look down on people for? What do you think other people look down on you for?
Just silly stupidity. Probably the same thing




If you’re wondering, I did this because I got more questions already this morning and this was a therapeutic excuse to avoid answering those other ones. So thanks.

 

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