These threads are a little silly, but this pic of Alan Greenspan is screaming out for a witty title: Anybody?
Good thing cocktail hour doesn't start for another 53 minutes, because there'd be some liquor all over my computer. Simply classic.
The President's is this big... I saw him taking a shower at Camp David ...I swear! He looked down, was startled and burst out with, "It's shrinkage! Shrinkage, I tell you!"
When informed that there were circulating reports alluding to an age-induced slip in his precision, Mr. Greenspan responded" I have three points to make in response..."