His wife was worried he was speaking to other women when she wasn't present. She called a snap inspection of his junk as provided for by marriage treaty provisions.
Well, let's have a giant F.O. 4th parade with tanks and missiles and *hit in D.C., would be waaaaaayyy cool!!!
the disorganization is palpable. obviously something serious did happen since no one knows how to spin it.
Some kind of possible emergency, VP Pence called back to DC EU leaders pick Germany's Ursula von der Leyen to lead European Commission Putin to meet Russian defense minister after death of sailors
pence had to return from or cancel a trip to New Hampshire, due either to an emergency (reported originally) or "something came up" A russian nuclear sub caught on fire An EU Security meeting was going to happen (or maybe not) pence spokeswoman downplayed the change in scheduling pence chief of staff said people would find out why in a few weeks
Well this is far dumber. Though unsurprising. https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/22/pence-air-force-two-heroin-bust-1425823 For a chaotic shitshow they even manage to disappoint in the chaotic shitshow department. Sad!