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Are the rockets that super thirsty dude on tinder?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by LosPollosHermanos, Jul 1, 2019.

  1. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos BOL BOL
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    I have a buddy that swipes right on everybody, regardless of hygiene, age, BMI

    It seems like the rockets have an interest in everybody after being turned down by the “quality FA”, and now wanna take everybody out..this doesn’t sit too well with me. You have to know your value.

    What can we do to make sure they don’t end up like my buddy? Fire Durl? Fire Tillman? Accept LTS?
     
    #1 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 1, 2019
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    we just need to make a splash trade with capela and gordon and we'll be good. thats pretty much it.
     
    #2 tc0330, Jul 1, 2019
  3. xaos

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    Nope, we didn't want DeMarcus Cousins
     
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  4. LosPollosHermanos

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    We don’t know this to be true. We may have spammed Demarcus with tons of “sups” at midnight and he may feel that’s all we’re looking for in this relationship
     
    #4 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 1, 2019
  5. BeardNation13

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    The Rockets swipe right on everything

    The counterparty swipes left when they see the Rockets
     
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  6. xaos

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    Haha yeah, probably

    I think there is a quote by Morey himself admitting he is interested in every player
     
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    OP needs to find different friends :cool:
     
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  8. Victorious

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    Actually your buddy seems like a great guy and not superficial like most of you douchebags
     
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    Rockets get no play
     
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    Nah, they're that dude that is married and wants a divorce but can't because she'll take all his money. So he just swipes knowing he ain't really going to do anything.

    disclaimer: I've never been on Tinder so I don't know how it works
     
    #10 Nimo, Jul 1, 2019
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    Your buddy probably gets laid a lot more than you.
     
    #11 AroundTheWorld, Jul 1, 2019
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    to me, the Rockets are that dude who tells u that a restaurant is amazing, so u go there and find out it’s actually trash

    the one who gives a movie a 10/10, but in reality it’s a 3/10

    they oversell, and underdeliver
     
    #12 Reeko, Jul 1, 2019
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