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Penguin declares

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by basso, Feb 20, 2004.

  1. basso

    basso Member
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  2. rimrocker

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    I like his platform...
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    "But what about Gay Penguin as a Presidential Nominee? Why would he do a better job than George W Bush? Gay Penguin could not have signed the PATRIOT ACT, could not have appointed John Ashcroft, could not have invaded a foreign nation, alienated our allies, or embarked on a dangerous and divisive cultural war.

    Gay Penguin, at worst, would have kept the Government in stasis. The Kyoto Treaty would stay signed, and America would likely be participating in the International Criminal Court.

    The air would be cleaner, fewer jobs would have been lost, and America would not be in the midst of a perpetual war. Osama Bin Laden would still be at large, as he is now. Saddam Hussein's threat to Americans would remain as it is now- non existant!

    Imagine a world where America has been ruled by a Gay Penguin since 2000: where would you be?"
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    Lol. Reminds me of the "he's a chicken!" skits from Anamaniacs.
     
  4. MadMax

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    the Kyoto treaty would stay signed??? huh???
     
  5. Oski2005

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    It makes sense Max, why would a Penguin risk melting the polar caps?????
     
  6. twhy77

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    Where does he shuffle on gay marriage?
     
  7. rimrocker

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    Marriage is between a man and a penguin.
     
  8. twhy77

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    What about a penguin and a penguin. You guys are just racist against other species. Jerks. :D
     
  9. MadMax

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    true...and excellent point! :D


    but...i don't think the Kyoto Protocol was signed to begin with, by any American president....am i right?
     
  10. rimrocker

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    You are correct sir!
     

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