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why do women and men view masturbation differently?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by robbie380, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. GreenVegan76

    GreenVegan76 Member

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  2. robbie380

    robbie380 ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ)
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    lol...no it was more like

    (Robbie sleeping)

    My GF: What the hell is this **** on your computer?????

    Me: Huh?

    My GF: I told you not to ever look at p*rn again!!!

    Robbie thinking "Oh great here's another fight"


    i didn't even have it on there anymore...it was just in the playlist. oh well...


    but no i don't do it in front of her. i think its just the idea of me looking at other women and she thinks its some sort of thing where i want to go out and talk to these other women and have relations with them. when in reality i dont. i mean to me its something that i do, but i mean its almost to a level where its hardly a sexual thing but just something that i will do...if that makes any sense.

    like she will do it from time to time but she says when she does do it she only thinks about me. so i guess that goes back to the intimacy thing that i was talking about.

    her issues are completely different though. i think she wants to have more control than anything and she will actively search for things that i could do wrong or that will hurt her. at the same time she won't acknowledge the things she does that hurt me or she will downplay them. that is a whole other issue

    back to the main issue...i guess its just an intimacy thing.
     
  3. nyquil82

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    i guess you just have to think about her when you do it then, to make her happy. i guess i would see it as if your girl was constantly checking out other guys, thats how she sees your p*rn addiction.

    EDIT: and to add a second thought, girls are very self conscious about their bodies AND they are competitive with each other, they dont like competing against girls who are way out of their league. its kind of like if you found out that she did it to big-penis p*rn.

    also, as chris rock says, if guys have p*rn, they can be james bond, and girls will still find it.
     
  4. giddyup

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    Who needs it more? That's why they view it differently.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I guess I've been lucky that my last two girlfriends don't really care about me doing that and are open about them doing it themselves! :D
     
  6. Mulder

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    Apple thinks of everything....

    Resetting Safari (Apple's OS X built in browser)

    If you use a shared or public computer, you may want to reset Safari to prevent other people from seeing what you have been doing.

    Resetting Safari clears the history, empties the cache, clears the Downloads window, and removes all cookies. It also removes any saved user names and passwords or other AutoFill data and clears Google search entries.

    In addition, any open windows are closed and a new window opens. The new window has a new history for the Back and Forward buttons and the SnapBack buttons.

    Choose Reset Safari from the Safari menu and click Reset.

    voila!
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    My god, you apple geeks can't even masturbate properly.
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    That's the wife my wife is. I couldn't imagine having to deal with issues like this. In fact, I wouldn't. If she can't ever understand, she aint worth it. It all boils down to insecurity.
     
  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    It seems to me that there is a simple solution to your problem. Break out the camcorder and make some "home movies". Once you have a nice collection of those, you won't need all of the other sources and your gf can be secure in the knowledge that you only have eyes for her.

    PROBLEM SOLVED
     
  10. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Excellent idea! Hear him, hear him! :cool:
     
  11. Mulder

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    And if your girlfriend is hot you can post a link to it here and everybody wins!!!

    HOORAY!!! p*rn!!!

    :D
     
  12. Deckard

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    The digital camera and movie camera... great inventions of the age!
    The high quality scanners and printers are too shabby, either!

    :p
     
  13. Sishir Chang

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    Speaking for myself that would depend on what sort of p*rn she was watching.

    Great thread in general and Robbie may I suggest posting your question on Savage Love.
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    I figured Libertarians would be masterbating more than any other political party.

    KEEP GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR PALMS!

    :D
     
  15. glynch

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    Why isn't this in the hangout forum? Has masturbation become controversial also?
     
  16. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    robbie, there is only one answer.

    You simply must train her to accept your behavior. As harsh as this sounds, you must constantly masturbate in front of her at all times. Eventually, she will be as accustomed to your practice as your breathing or blinking your eyes.
     
  17. robbie380

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    lol....thats the best response i've had yet
     
  18. robbie380

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    a pic of me and her is at the very bottom

    http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/madam_envy/


    but...no p*rn there ;-)
     

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