[Official] Astros @ Twins

He played all 4 IF positions in the Cuban pro league, mostly 3B, and 3-4-5 plus a bit of LF with the Stros.

Maybe he should be our new Marwin once our new David Ortiz is called up?

 

Good gawd

 

Christ just serve it to them on a platter

 

No damn outs.

A runner had to be on for the HR.

McHugh getting ripped.

Ump showing Colin sympathy on that last strike call.

 

Well I don’t have a lot of faith in this lineup to score at least 3 runs on Perez

 

Nice try on the bunt, Colin. Maybe don't serve up a HR meatball before that.

They scored 11 yesterday.

 

Damn I go outside and we’re down 3.

 

McHugh's WHIP getting whooped.

 

And we scored 0 the night before. Plus we are sporting a rather different lineup tonight. And correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like we always struggled against Perez when we he played for Arlington

 

Don't go outside! Get your ass back inside!

 

I did the same. No mas. Tempted to go get the Rally Cap, but it's too early.

 

So they're averaging 5 and a half!

 

Tyler white GS confirmed

 

Ump is calling that low strike.

 

McHugh made that look easy.

 

I'm sure he'd settle for a bloop double at this point.

 

He watched 2 meatballs right down the middle. And this guy is blocking Alvarez?

 

Stassi is like having a pitcher in the lineup. He's so bad.

 

The metrodome trash bag, nicknamed "baggie" by the locals, has fallen on hard times and has not been seen in over 6 months. Some are worried about it's well being. It was last seen here in a photo huddled with Tal's Hill, as it ripples in a cold wind up north.

 

Yeah. He stinks