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my very first date with my wife was in a sociology class where we had to go on a "reverse" date...where the girl assumed all the roles of the man on a date, and vice versa.

 

Talk about how it is a female- dominated world that oppresses men?

The only "gender rule" I follow is letting women on the elevator first. But that's lamer than your idea.

 

You can always take her clothes shopping with you and ask her if every pair of jeans you try on makes you look fat...

 

You are a lucky, lucky man!

 

What's funny is that I remember reading somewhere that the proper elevator etiqutte is the man stepping on the elevator first just in case something's wrong with the elevator.

For Oski's class, how about a strap...uh, nevermind.

 

Drag her shoe shopping while she complains about missing the game.

 

Order a bunch of sissy drinks while one of the girls in the class is pounding shots. Ask a girl to go buy you some hygiene products.

 

Rent "The English Patient" and cry at the end.

 

Mrs. JB is right on track. Rent a sappy chick-flick and cuddle during the whole thing. Throw some baby talk in there as well and you are golden.

 

Heh, kind of funny the prof would actually propose this.

Anyways, there's the rule about not hitting girls... kidding.

But I think all gender rules for males are pretty lame, so you're probably not going to have much luck thinking of a good one to break.

 

I don't remember crying, but I'm sure I was getting that sore throat feeling when he's carrying her to the cave and she says she always loved him.

 

Go into the womens bathroom at victoria Secret and gossip.

 

1. After she does something good at school walk up and slap her on the ass and say, "Atta boy, slugger!"

2. Walk up to her and say, "Pull my finger." then fart.

3. Get her to take a dip of Copenhagen.

I'm out of ideas.