All time favorite lines. I guess I'll start it off. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty; Blade Runner
"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope." - Red, The Shawshank Redemption.
Do you have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." "There is absolutely no cannabalism in the british navy, there is none... and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount."
Yeah yeah, I'm lickin your balls...yeah you got big balls. You got king kong balls. I dont know, you got big balls . . . damn I hate this job!
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs ... and she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner ... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, 'How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?' And you're poking at it, you're poking at it ... you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these (bleeping) claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. 'I don't know how to kill the bunny.'"
- Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads! - Eat lead, Slackers!!! - Whoa, this is heavy. - There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? - But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? - Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me. - Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
"What is best in life?" "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
What am I? Average. A middleweight. Not the smartest guy in the world, but certainly not the dumbest. I've read books like The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Love in the Time of Cholera, and understood them, I think -- they're about girls, right? -- just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash.
I love the entire Black Night bit from the Holy Grail.. but I could reel off any number of MP lines as favorites.. "Tis but a flesh wound!" I still have lines from Scrooged running thru my head from the other thread...so I'll also go with the one I love best from that one.. "The b**** hit me with a toaster!"
Oh damn, don't get me started on Airplane! quotes.... "Ever seen a grown man naked?" "Surely you can't be serious? I am serious...and don't call me shirley."
heh...I'd seen it that many time by the time I was 25... my roommate while I was in college had every MP movie and skit on tape....we used to have them going all the time .. and then there is the two scenes with the French soldiers.. FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! and FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it." RIP Robert Stack
CUSTOMER: Who's that then? CART-MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? CART-MASTER: He hasn't got **** all over him. And another favorite scene: ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
