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Man licks doorbell for 3 hours

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dr of Dunk, Jan 8, 2019.

  1. Dr of Dunk

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    Maybe he was behind the home owners at a chicken joint and the home owners got the last honey glazed chicken tenders. Maybe he really wanted them honey glazed chicken tenders and they were just out. So, he decided to follow them home and he saw them ring the doorbell. Maybe, just maybe he got his fix of honey glazed chicken tender satisfaction. Im not one to judge.
     
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    I know. You told me. And when I woke up this morning, I said, Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s doorbell…
     
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    This reminds me, what happened to @hotballa
     
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    Anyone have the full video. Asking for a friend
     
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    Absurd. Who rings their own doorbell? Think!
     
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    the most bizarre thing about this story is that it didnt happen in florida.
     
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    A parent that has their hands full with plastic bags that contain boxes full of honey glazed chicken tenders and only one finger free, who was eating said chicken tenders on the way home. Plausible. Imagine!
     
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    and...?
     
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    I've had weekends like that. Good ****.
     
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    Well, in his defense, that appears to be the Vivint Smart Home security system that is just delicious.
     
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    It is the most delicious of home security systems.
     
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    Good to see bobthemediocre is getting out of the house some.
     
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    Right at home yeah

     
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    Unbellievable. What a doork.
     
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