Mum buys inflatable pleasure sheep for son’s nativity play

I guess that is one way to make somebody feel sheepish

 

The nativity scene was extra holy.

 

She must've wanted it real baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

 

I probably shouldn't be, but somehow I'm surprised this is a thing.

 

What's a mum ?

 

Scotland: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous

 

It's a euphemism for vagina.

 

Ewe-phemism?

 

An awkward conversation
“It took forever to blow up – I was stood there blowing and blowing until the air reached its legs,” said Helen, who lives with husband Chris, 46.

“I hurriedly popped the stopper back in so it wouldn’t deflate and suddenly spotted the huge hole in the bum. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

Helen made an audible gasp, making Alfie question what was wrong.



She added, “I told him, ‘You can’t have this sheep Alfie’ but he kept asking why so I had to make up a reason.

“I told him it didn’t look like a proper sheep because it had a moustache, red lipstick and a bow on its head, but he still wanted to play with it. I couldn’t think of any more reasons why not.”

Alfie soon discovered the hole and asked what it was for, so Helen told him it was ‘for the sheep’s toilet paper’.

Without knowing how to get the sex-sheep back from her son, Helen has now devised a plan to get the sheep back without any awkward expanation by telling Alfie the ‘Elf of the Shelf’ took it.​

 

Great idea. Someone teach her how to shop on the web.

 

At least she was shopping on the web and not in indoors in person.

 

Hopefully it wasn't Catholic school.



The priest would be confused.

 

Some people like to do more than just herd sheep.

 

To be fair, some of the sheep are asking for it.

 

I do not believe it was an accident. She knew what it was when she ordered, but purchased anyway, for some reason.