I'm reading a script that was written by a buddy of mine dealing with funerals. The lead character plans his funeral and goes through the process of selecting his pallbearers, who would you choose? Here are my selections... My 2 brother-in-laws. A comedy buddy of mine who I've known for 10 years. A celebrity dude that I do a lot of dates with. Another friend of mine named Bill. My half-brother. Wouldn't it be weird if something happened to me and this was a resource. BTW how do they select pics for the funeral programme. I have seen some people 60 years old or better and their freaking high school picture is the one displayed...
I thought The Pallbearer was an underrated movie. Funny premise, if nothing else. I'm not going to be having pallbearers, so I will not answer this question. I do want my wife to scatter my ashes. Not sure where though. I was thinking one of two places. Either into the Pacific off the hill just north of the Golden Gate or over my computer with this website up.
Obviously, none of the traditional means sit well with me, but I used to always think I was going to be cremated. That was until RM95's Girl lost her friend a few weeks ago. His family and friends all took some of his ashes and for some reason the thought that Josh was a real body one second, then just some ashes the next really upset me.
When my time here is through, I wish them to bury me face down so my critics can...oh wait...somebody else already has that one.
Picking your pallbearers? That's nuts. I'd hate to make someone carry my big ass around. Maybe I'd hire www.moveforfree.com ?
