Being a musician, and playing in countless horrible bands over the last 3 decades, I guess I just really get a kick out of people screwing up and playing wrong notes. One of the main reasons I decided to not be a band director after getting a degree and certification to do so. I would be the guy laughing hysterically when my kids miss notes. Probably harder than the kids themselves. Not a great quality for a music educator.....
One of the joys in my current life is I sometimes walk the dog past a local junior high when the band is practicing after school. It just floats stinkily out of an open window of their practice room. I've recorded it on my i-Phone sometimes just b/c it is so damned funny sounding. I always wonder how the instructor keeps a straight face and keeps working with them.
Stink hits darts grand slam as match features flatulent end Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms both deny responsibility for ‘rotten’ fart smell during Wolverhampton tournament The world of professional darts has been rocked by two players accusing each other of repeatedly breaking wind during a match. Gary Anderson of Scotland and Dutch man Wesley Harms blame each other for “rotten” farts during their clash in the Gland Slam of Darts. Anderson, who has twice been the world champion, won the match 10-2 to earn a place in the quarter-finals of the competition. But in a post-match interview Harms said his poor form was due to Anderson breaking wind on stage and leaving a “fragrant smell”. He went further while speaking to Dutch TV station RTL7L: “It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose.” When Anderson in turn laid the blame at Harms’s door, the Dutchman responded: “If the boy [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong. I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m not going to lie about farting on stage.” https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2...lent-end?CMP=twt_gu&__twitter_impression=true
