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Whackin' at Work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Oct 31, 2018.

  1. kevC

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  2. jev5555

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    I walked in on a guy jerking it. I certainly didn't run to HR to tell them so and so was whacking it.
    It was a single commode restroom and he didn't lock the door. I walked in walked right back out.
    I said something like, sorry dude, stay hydrated.
     
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  3. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Wasn't my card, and I don't sell anything. But faux outrage is always welcomed here. Good job...
     
  4. Dairy Ashford

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    Don't forget using stolen funds to lure vulnerable women to a secondary location in the dark of night, while creating a sense of obligation. Pretty much the intro to a Hunter episode or Charles Bronson film: Rape O'Clock on Dead Hooker Mountain.
     
  5. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    You were part of the collective ‘we’. I’ll take faux outrage over real douchery every time.
     
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    Someone peed into the trash can next to the sink. Our salesman washing his hands said “you can use the urinal if you need to do that”. The guy replied “Oh, sorry”.

    I then shat out this huge turd; loud as ****. The guy walked out right after that — didn’t even wash his hands.
     
  7. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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  8. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    What the hell is wrong with you?
     
  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Mmhmm. You can try to keep your high ground. I stated a story. No moral compass.

    What is your story, asshat? You've been on here for awhile, and I've zero idea.
     
  10. Dairy Ashford

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    Nothing at all; maybe some stories about fraud and predation late at night are just better left unsaid.
     
  11. CCorn

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    Cam models get paid to do this
     
  12. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Why do I ‘need a story’? And why should I care if you know it or not?

    Apparently my story is that I’m an asshat. If someone with no moral compass thinks I’m an asshat, then I must be doing well.
     
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  13. Invisible Fan

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    Proud asshat mofo?
     
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Done
     
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  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Why were they fired? I mean releiving stress should be allowed, not like they were doing it at their desks.

    DD
     
  16. Buck Turgidson

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    Which one of your hired whores stole your class ring after she didn't get paid?

    And yes, @bobrek is an asshat, that's common knowledge.
     
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  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    You neglected to mention that I'm also a mofo.

    And, since he asked for my story....

     
  18. percicles

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    I've been told whackin it is a sin.
     
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    This thread and the one about annoying noises are related in a way.
     
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