[THE CUT] Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last?

Im the odd one i guess. I always go balls first.

 

Always take a shower, been years since I've taken a bath...but yea balls first for this very important topic of the day.

 

I can't imagine a scenario where your balls are literally the first thing that hits the water as an adult, so I checked "some other way", but yeah, the balls are one of the first things that hit the water when you get in the tub.

 

It takes alot of upper body strength but it works like this

Spoiler

 

#1 - Please quit posting new threads... I'd swear you were basso, except basso often left his threads without ever discussing anything.
#2 - Why is this D&D and not Hangout?
#3 - Who doesn't go in feet first and sit down. It is a bathtub with hot water, the nads like it fine.

 

I almost always shower rather than take a bath, but for sure the next time I take a bath I'm trying this method out.

 

Yeah, it seems like a Hangout topic, Os. As for me, I have my own method.

 

basso troll

 

To truly answer this question, I think you have to factor in age and the impact of years of gravitational pull.

 

I use Ziploc and duct tape for waterproof protection,when you've balls of steel, last thing you want is some itchy rust

 

My reproductive health remains, one might say (she would), "randy." Originally, the word's origin appears to come from the Dutch. It figures, as they tend to be a "randy" tribe. My significant other's mother was a Dutch immigrant, so "randy" is in her blood. No wonder we've stuck together for so long. She's just my type!

From a dictionary:
[Possibly from obsolete rand, to rant, from obsolete Dutch randen, ranten.] ... randy - feeling great sexual desire; "feeling horny" ... adjective (Informal) lustful, hot, sexy (informal), turned-on (slang), aroused, raunchy (slang), horny (slang), amorous, lascivious, lecherous, sexually ...

OK, to get this pointed in the right direction (actually, it leans left), I step into the tub, the water as hot as I can stand (helps my wrecked back) and, grabbing my equipment with both hands, sink into the steaming bubbly. There is a problem that I've dealt with for years. What I am equipped with is too large to be fully "surrounded" by my cupped hands. Even if it's freezing cold, the "George Effect" is in full swing, and I'm sinking into an outdoor hot tub in the midst of Winter. It's a real problem. Still, indoors or out, I sink down into the glorious H2O very slowly and ease my way in. Inevitably, the near death producing temperature equalized, my hands are free to do what they will. I must add that this entire procedure requires operating knees. So far, they've held up as I've sunk down.

That what you're looking for, Os? Still seems like a Hangout topic to me. After all, it's what they do. Hang out.

 

I have no recommendations regarding "The Shrinkage Problem." George spoke for us all. However, one would think that regular and frequent use of said gizmo would alleviate that issue, even if only a little bit. As for my own hands, they aren't small. They are proportional, unlike Mr. trump's, who's hands speak loud and clear to a discerning public. So what is that trumpian hand message? "This is the body we're attached to? Nooooo!!"

 

People who go balls first hate America

 

I've been told that hating America is the most American thing anyone can do.