When Will ClutchFans Turn on Melo?

you know, there is a
perfectly good haiku thread
for poetry, breh

 

Rockets unis are red
Les's pinstripes were blue
MELOOFS sure do love Melo
And they want you to, too

 

I hope everyone realizes by now that the only thing relevant is if he's healthy and productive in the playoffs

I don't care if he Robert Horry's the regular season
I just want him to Robert Horry the post season

 

A bum that make more than 9.999% of american that cant do his job right? Yes, we are turning on him.

 

Poll Invalid. Can't turn on someone if you were never on their side.

 

I too hope he proves the doubters wrong,
and has them singing a different song.

I didn't really have feelings either way,
so there's nothing he will do to make me sway.

All I really want is is an edge up from last year,
and to see Anderson get off the pot or get a kick out by the rear.

Those Championship years seem like ages ago,
and our highs and lows have been up and down like a yo-yo.

So, here's to hoping you and all the doubters see him in a different light,
as he brings our team to a higher level worthy of the Championship fight.

 

The real question is when will Clutchfans embrace Melo?

Come on in boys the water is fine.

 

The OP is hilarious - it's like this guy hasn't seen ay of the threads over the last few months. Too good...

 

I would join Melo in blaming D'Antoni for not being used right.

 

Fans were pretty harsh on Luc Mbah a Moute during the WCF. I thought that was unfair considering he was on a minimum deal and injured. He was playing really horribly though.

 

When we say, "Who me?"

or

"We need to move the ball more. My game isn't standing around. I 've been playing basketball all my life and I know what works for me. I tried, but I'm going to do me. Give me the damn ball."

 

Horrible Haiku, sonnet, poem, rap, or whatever it is you're trying to do.

 

After he misses his first open 3

 

What if Melo skipped that game? Would you then blame him for not playing and saving the day? jk

 

Here's a little somethin about a baller like me
Should have never been let out of NY
JR Smith would like to say I'm a crazy ass baller from around the way
Since I was in Denver, I 've been ballin out
Taking out a Jeremy Lin or a Mike Dantoni or two, that's what I do
You don't like how I'm ISOing, well F YOU!!!

ISO ISO

Straight out of NY- NBA not NWA

 

These negative Melo posts are pretty stupid... For one, we are paying him the vet min and two, we are talking about a guy who averaged 16 ppg as the 3rd option on the dumbest playoffs team last season. I don't like him as a first option, but on our team he is basically a 3rd or 4th option, potentially 5th depending on how much Capela improves.

 

On August 20th, 2018 at 10:50 PM CT