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It's 2:05 am and a dog covered in **** just landed on me.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Sep 2, 2014.

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Walking down the street.

    Hear some screaming.

    Girl yelling.

    Dog covered in **** just landed on me.

    Scream.

    Look up, there's a naked man smeared in **** standing in front of a third story apartment window, screaming at the now dead dog.

    Have to take off my **** covered clothes

    Now I'm naked and scared.

    Possibly the worst experience in my life.
     
    #1 Xerobull, Sep 2, 2014
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  2. Dgn1

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    First
     
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  3. heypartner

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    [edit] ...ah...just noticed it's a copy cat thread.
     
    #3 heypartner, Sep 2, 2014
  4. The_Yoyo

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    prayers sent for the concerned parties
     
    #4 The_Yoyo, Sep 2, 2014
  5. CCorn

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    Pics or it didn't happen
     
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  6. DallasThomas

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    If we're gonna turn this mother****er into 4chan, at least add a ">" to each line.

    >Be twelve.
    >Crave imaginary internet points.
    >Decide to copy posting styles from elsewhere.
    >Make up story
    >preferably involving feces.
    >Works on 4chan and reddit
    >figure it's gotta work here.
    >Hook me up with rep.
     
    #6 DallasThomas, Sep 2, 2014
  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    So the dog was unable to make a Xeroscape?
     
    #7 Deckard, Sep 2, 2014
  8. Jontro

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    You probably have ebola now, breh.
     
    #8 Jontro, Sep 2, 2014
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    It was in the city, so it was completely xeroscaped.
     
    #9 Xerobull, Sep 2, 2014
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    Which one is the copycat thread?
     
    #10 Mr. Clutch, Sep 2, 2014
  11. DudeWah

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    I’m trying to find the thread that this thread was a copycat of.

    Help!!
     
    #11 DudeWah, Aug 18, 2018
  12. GIGO

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    #13 heypartner, Aug 18, 2018
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    #14 GIGO, Aug 18, 2018
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    my life has been enriched reading this and the other threads. Thank you
     
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  16. Jontro

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    so which thread gave us ebola?
     
    #16 Jontro, Aug 19, 2018
  17. CCorn

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    I hope you get pooped on
     
    #17 CCorn, Aug 19, 2018
  18. Kam

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    Lol. Yup. I remember that longhornfan one. That’s a good one.
     
    #18 Kam, Aug 19, 2018
  19. Mr. Brightside

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    I think I saw the aftermath on Snap. Do you live in Crown Heights?
     
    #19 Mr. Brightside, Aug 19, 2018
  20. TheresTheDagger

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    Be well.
     
    #20 TheresTheDagger, Aug 19, 2018
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