Biggest size difference between husband and wife

that is just scary. If they ever have any kids, maybe that husband should look around and see who else his wife is spending time with, because I don't know how they could do anything the natural way. My husband says that large people just have to do it from behind (which conjures up some unpleasant mental pictures of several acquaintances that I wish I'd never thought about), but this guy is way beyond that.

Doesn't look like much fun for the woman... he could still give her pleasure, I suppose, but not the traditional way. (just like that Mini-Me thing... whatever works for him, but seems like - well, you know, Little Mini-Me down there can't be that big either.) As for the guy married to the two-foot-tall woman... I fear for her safety.

And one note for women who marry massively obese guys - they tend not to live very long. Trust me on this. What is the lifespan of a retired sumo wrestler, I wonder?

 

These women probably know that - that's why they do it!

 

A quote I didn't need to read during lunch...

 

Gives a new meaning to the phrase: 'Tap that ass'.

 

Yes folks, even in Japan.....chicks dig fame and fortune.

"These girls out here about the bucks"

 

Did it occur to you people that maybe they married each other because they are in love and have a great relationship in which they support each other and nourish one another's emotional needs?





that guy can play hide the egg roll all by himself

 

Or maybe she knows the man very well inside and out, she know where all the cracks and fold are to wash.

 

The last thing El Lardo needs is nourishment.

 

That's never occurred to me one single time my whole life.

 

Any girl who prys a man's ass cheeks apart so he can unload a torpedo deserves the money he leaves her when he has a massive coronary at age 39.

 

Enter London'sBurning's mom. (minus the massive coronary. I assume he's not quite so large)

 

"I would do anything for love... but I won't do that."

 

Damn, those retro Jordan's are CRYIN'!!!!

 

It looks like they are about to explode.


I'm glad I clicked on this thread, at least I know where my damn table cloth went.


They must do it in the dark, or she is a Heavy Heavy drinker.

 

the coronary he will likely have while taking said crap.

 

fyi

fark just got a hold of it. the first is pretty funny.

 

Oh Good lord those shop's are hilarious. Bryant Gumble. MUWAHAHAHAHAH

I love it when people are as evil as me.

 

cuz it must be a single if Nate Dogg's singin' on it. man i love that line.


moes, the torpedo line would be my signature if it weren't so disgusting.


damn i'm glad i clicked on this thread. a comedy classic rivaling the "my nuts itch" thread for sure.

 

Have you ever wrote in red crayon all in your living room walls 'DAD LIKES PENIS' bc you're repainting anyway? Cuz yeah I sure did that today.

 

It will shine through.