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Chron: Woman shoots masturbating bicyclist

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  1. basso

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    "A woman opened fired on a masturbating man trying to break into her southeast Houston home Tuesday afternoon, police said.

    The woman, in her sixties, was taking out her trash along the 6600 block of Cherrydale Drive around 5:15 p.m. when she spotted the man – riding his bike – masturbating, according to Houston Police Department Lt. Larry Crowson.

    She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted, Crowson said."


    https://www.chron.com/news/houston-...hoots-man-who-exposed-himself-to-13139225.php
     
    #1 basso, Aug 8, 2018
  2. donkeypunch

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    Im glad @Jontro breh is gonna make it after all this.
     
    #2 donkeypunch, Aug 8, 2018
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  3. Obito

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    If an alligator were involved i’d say this is more of a Florida story.
     
    #3 Obito, Aug 8, 2018
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  4. basso

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    Eddie Griffin was not available for comment.
     
    #4 basso, Aug 8, 2018
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  5. Blurr#7

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    But did he finish?
     
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  6. JayZ750

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    The article includes "trying to break into her SE Houston home" in the title and first line, but the description goes on to in now way describe him as trying to break into her home.

    Not that it excuses his actions... it's just odd...
     
    #6 JayZ750, Aug 8, 2018
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  7. Rocket River

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    Right. .. need a whole time line

    Public Masterbation should not be a death penalty offense

    Rocket River
     
    #7 Rocket River, Aug 8, 2018
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    I’m lucky to be alive.
     
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    I disagree in this case. She warned the guy to stop, he followed her home, and tried to break in, and she warned him that she had a gun - and she had a child in the house with her. If her story is true, she had ample reason to shoot him... and considering the fact that he was out on bond for exposing himself a week prior, I'm sure she probably is telling the truth.

    Her 14-year-old granddaughter was inside the home when the action unfolded, but the child did not see any of it, Crowson said.​
     
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  10. basso

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    dude i saw pleasuring himself on the R train a while back certainly deserved an extreme sanction.
     
    #10 basso, Aug 8, 2018
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    Was he jacking off the WHOLE time while doing all that? Impressive.
     
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    @Jontro breh died a thousand deaths.
     
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  15. StupidMoniker

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    There is more in the article when you click through.
     
    #15 StupidMoniker, Aug 8, 2018
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    serial dong hanger

    good shoot
     
    #16 Bandwagoner, Aug 8, 2018
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    Talk about ambidextrous. Should be on America's Got Talent. When or if he recovers?
     
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  18. JayZ750

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    I see it now... my bad
     
    #18 JayZ750, Aug 8, 2018
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    So he was jerking off, and breaking and entering whilst riding the bike? This dude needs to be on America's Got Talent
     
    #19 Fantasma Negro, Aug 8, 2018
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    granny got the strap and had to protect her family from crazy

    lock his ass up
     
    #20 Reeko, Aug 8, 2018
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