I heard he was laying on the ground shooting a ball into the air Markelle Fultz style before LeBron got there. But my sources aren’t as good as OP’s
Your parents are highly ashamed of you and wish you weren't a family embarrassment. Believe me or not, I'm just relaying the message to you, your parents raised you as a joke.
You think the Dwightmare was bad? Welcome to F5 season. This one will be rough, rougher than any we've ever had, many posters won't make it through this one. I already have 2 replaceable keyboards just in case.
Sushi dinners in Las Vegas usually occur about 6-10 A.M. Land at 2-3am, club until 4-6, eat sushi dinner 6-10. Totally plausible.... I’m a believer in OP
Then again, maybe LeBron ran off the court when the game ended because he had a flight to catch. He stops long enough to fire off a text: OMW, Beard. Gonna shower on the plane. Go ahead and order me a NY Strip, medium-rare.
Well LeBron does need to stop by and place a bet on himself joining the rockets. +220 odds is easy money
Afterwards: Pringles and Brad Miller (vet min) met with the rest of the banana boat at a lavish Vegas buffet
Lebron jumped on Euron Greyjoy’s ships right after the game. Made it to dinner with Harden before episode was over.
On the real, Imma stop chugging this large corona margarita here in pensacola and act like I didn't read this.
Oh god its that piece of **** Brad Miller. I hate that man more than I hate Ryan Anderson('s contract).