Did you know that in ancient Greece and Rome, people often brought gifts to graves, such as pottery, jewelry, and glassware? This was believed to ease the transition into the afterlife and provided nourishment there. Very rich families sometimes buried all their glassware with the deceased and start over...
Hey honey, now I know why your cooking is not all that great. The problem is you buried all of our forks, spoons and knives in the dirt. It's not your fault though. Your great-great-great grandmother used to do it to feed greasy food to your great-great-great grandfather after he died so he could be nourished in his grave. So it's the dirty utensils, not the bad food that makes me and the boys gag!
