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HOLY ****!!!! WEBBER TO HOUSTON?!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by R0ckets03, Apr 1, 2001.

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  1. R0ckets03

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    Saturday March 31 11:05 PM ET
    Report: Webber wants to be a Houston Rocket

    Orlando, Fl. (AP) - Sacramento superstar Chris Webber is contemplating signing with the Houston Rockets this coming off-season. He spoke with a reporter in Orlando about his status as a free agent this summer.

    Webber's apparent love for the Rockets dynamic backcourt, a warm climate, and a diverse city have made Houston his top choice.

    He has not finalized anything yet, but is leaning heavily towards signing with the Houston Rockets. "Who wouldn't want to play with Stevie and Cuttino?" He also said how he would love it if Hakeem Olajuwon would remain a Rocket. "Playing with Hakeem has always been a dream of mine".

    Houston is expected to be under the cap this summer. They would be able to sign Webber to the maximum contract allowable under the current CBA. The Rockets have declined to make any comments. Rudy Tomjonavich did not want to risk getting fined for commenting on any free agents. His only statement being, "Who wouldn't want a Chris Webber on their team?"

    Webber has been visiting Houston the past two summers to check out the city. "I think Houston would be a great place to play".

    The Rockets are currently fighting for the last playoff spot in the tough Western Conference. Webber also stated how he loves the way the Rockets have turned around their system of play in less then two years.



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  2. R0ckets03

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    Dynasty here we come! [​IMG]

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  3. rocketsfan34

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    Article on 31st...but post is on the 1st...hmmm

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  4. ZRB

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    If only it wasn't that devilish date known as the first of April. Sigh...

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    I have to say, that "article" was very well written. Nicely done.

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    If this article is real, then I'm geeked up. Why not us ? We're a big diverse city and we have a dynamic backcourt. Deep down ,I would say Webber prefers NY and Sprewell, but whatever. But, he's also said NY is too big. I wouldn't count us out.

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    News Flash: Shaq wants to be traded to the Rockets. My source managed to pull this quote from Shaq.

    You heard it here first folks. Now run and tell your friends and be the envy of everyone!

    [This message has been edited by Band Geek Mobster (edited April 01, 2001).]
     
  8. Behad

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    Here's a list of all the headlines on the AP news website. Funny, but the above article is not listed anywhere:

    APRIL 01, 03:02 EST


    Clippers 104, Cavaliers 97
    Bucks 86, Spurs 77

    Heat 97, Bulls 90
    Heat-Bulls, Box

    Bucks-Spurs, Box
    NBA Standings

    Hawks 99, Nuggets 88
    Nuggets-Hawks Box

    Rockets-Wizards Box
    Rockets 96, Wizards 86

    Causwell, Miller Miss Bulls-Heat Game
    Donovan Named Charlotte Sting Coach

    NBA Close To Getting Into the Zone
    NBA Today

    NBA Roundup



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  9. Dr of Dunk

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    Would you rather him post it on the 31st and have the article come out on the 1st? Now that would be neat. lol. [​IMG]


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    This April fool s*** is going a little too far [​IMG] I got all excited for nothing.

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  11. R0ckets03

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    got another one [​IMG]

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    I didn't believe it simply because I don't believe anything Webber says these days....BTW, I'm in Honors English. [​IMG]

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    come on! you know you believed it! [​IMG]

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    I didn't believe the article was real, but hopefully the idea is accurate anyway.

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    I will give you credit on writing a professional looking article.

    If you wanted to make it look ever more legit you should have used the city that Webber was in instead of Orlando. Since he's in Sac town you should have used the Sacramento Bee (i think thats the local paper there)

    Nice "article" still

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    APRIL FOOLS!!!!

    Hey I caught a few SUCKERS!!!!!! [​IMG]

    LOL Doc!!!!! That would be funny! [​IMG]

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    What made this joke more believable than others is the article. I figured there is no way ROckets03 could write something like that without cussing someone out or doing half of it in CAPITALS!

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    Hey now....I was in honors ENglish back in high school damnit! [​IMG]

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    ENglish....extra capitals
    damnit.....cussing at me.

    Now that's the RO3 I know! [​IMG]



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