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What's your favorite rap "diss song"?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DallasThomas, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. H-town_playa2k2

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    Eminem-Nail In The Coffin,The Sauce,Bully(Alll Benzino Disses)
    2Pac-Hit Em Up
    Nas-Ether
    Eminem,50 Cent,Busta Bus-Hail Mary(Ja Rule Diss)
    Eminem-Girls(Fred Durst Diss)
    Jadakiss-F*ck Beanie
    Eazy E-Real Motherfuc*ing G's
    Dr. Dre-Dre Day
    Matt Bullard-3's All Day(Cuttino Diss)
    Yao-Give Me The Rock(Steve & Cuttin Diss)
    Steve Francis-Make It Then Bi*ch(Yao Diss)

    Na But forreal, I heard Steve rap, I like the fact that he's reppin Houston, but he aint got no skills. I would rip the cd, but it wont rip, they must be using that new technology on that ****. ISO suck, they weak as hell, He shoulda signed our group.



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  2. DallasThomas

    DallasThomas Member

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    You should start a beef with ISO. It'll give you both some needed publicity. Just email them a song talking about how the Rockets suck or something.
     
  3. DallasThomas

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    Here, I took the liberty of writing a few lines for your upcoming diss to Iso Records. I know y'all are a bit low-budget, so you can just download the instrumental to Hit Em Up and lay your track:


    You ain't got no muthaf**kin skills
    That's why you shot the ball you selfish muthaf**ka
    (Take dumb shots)
    (Take dumb shots)
    (Take dumb shots)
    (Take dumb shots)

    First off, pass the ball at least once a game
    Weakside would be great but you got no aim
    You claim to be a player but you won't pass twice
    You brick on bad shots, a pass would be nice
    Plus, Stevie tryin ta dribble but the ball got ripped
    Franchise and Iso Records are some mark ass b****es
    You keep on gunnin' while you shunnin' other fools
    Steady dribblin' til you run up out your shoes - you make the rules
    Shot clock? Go ask your teammates how you leave it
    Eat the time all up leave you to shoot, in desparation
    Screw Yao, don't worry 'bout the post game
    Quick to snatch the damn ball and try to dunk, to gain fame
    You let your teammates know it's gone for life
    Don't let the ball boy out your sight
    Iso artists better watch they backs
    F*ck with Steve and get your mic stole.
    You know, see



    And then later on in the song you can add:

    Oh yeah, Iso Records, you wanna f*ck with us?
    Don't one of you n*ggas have Meniere's Disease or something?
    You f*ck with me, you'll f*ck around get a headache or migraine
    You better pass on salt 'fore you go to your next All Star game
     
  4. Watson4279

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    Imma a rap junkie, so I'll name one no one else has. I jammed it tonight and it still goes off. DJ QUIK - "Don't Make Dolla's, Don't Make Sense" dissin MC EIHT, from Boyz N The Hood fame.

    And my favorite diss line is Biggie from "Unbelieveable" on Ready To Die sayin, "Your style is played out like Kwame/ And them ****in polka dots/ Who rocks the spot Biggie?/ You know how the weed goes, Unbelievebale". He ended Kwame's carrer right then. That's a ****in calssic.


    Oh, and Hit'em Up is garbage to most real hip hop fans. Just to let ya'll know.
     
  5. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Member

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    This is my favorite too. Dollaz and Sense.
     
  6. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Maybe you should learn a little about hip-hop because MC EIHT wasn't even in Boyz 'N the Hood.
     
  7. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Hit em up helped put Tupac in the grave,

    if that's you're definition of a classic, I guess, I think its an embarrassment to hip-hop. The whole East coast vs. West Coast stuff was childish.
     
  8. ron413

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    Besides the token bad language, threats of violence, and making fun of any kind of disease; these lyrics are brilliant and need to be copyrighted. Pure genious and very funny shiznit!
     
  9. rimrocker

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    "You're so Vain" by Carly Simon.
     
  10. Zion

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    Two classics

    runner up - DJ QUIK - "Don't Make Dolla's, Don't Make Sense"

    winner - ICE CUBE - "No Vaseline"

    Got damn, I'm glad ya'll set it off.
    Used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft.
    First you was down with the AK,
    and now I see you on a video with Michel'le?
    Lookin' like straight bozos.
    I saw it comin', that's why I went solo.
    And kept on stompin',
    when ya'll motha****ers moved straight outta Compton.
    Livin' with the whites, one big house,
    and not another ***** in site.
    I started off with too much cargo,
    dropped four *****s now I'm makin' all the dough.
    White man just rulin'.
    The *****s With Attitudes -- who ya foolin'?
    Ya'll *****s just phony,
    I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
    Yella Boy's on your team, so you're losin';
    Ay yo Dre, stick to producin'.
    Callin' me Arnold, but you Been-a-dick;
    Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick.
    You got jealous when I got my own company,
    but I'm a man, and ain't nobody helpin' me.
    Tryin' to sound like Amerikkka's Most,
    you could yell all day but you don't come close.
    Cuz you know I'm the one that flown,
    ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go.
    With the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B, and ya'll disgrace the C-P-T.
    Cuz you're gettin' ****ed out your green by a white boy,
    with no vaseline...

    [Refrain] (L.L. sample: "Now you're gettin' done without vaseline...") 3x
    (Biz Markie sample: "Damn, it feels good to see people...on it")

    The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin',
    who gives a **** about a punk-ass villain?
    You're gettin' ****ed real quick,
    and Eazy's dick, is smellin' like MC Ren's ****.
    Tried to tell you a year ago,
    but Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
    I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked,
    now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank.
    Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it
    cuz the broomstick fit your ass so perfect.
    Cut my hair and I'll cut them balls,
    cuz I heard you're, like, givin' up the drawers.
    Gang-banged by your manager, fella,
    gettin' money out your ass, like a motha****in' Ready Teller.
    Givin' up the dollar bills,
    now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.
    So don't believe what Ren say,
    cuz he's goin' out like Kunte Kinte,
    but I got a whip for ya Toby;
    used to be my homey, now you act like you don't know me.
    It's a case of divide-and-conquer,
    cuz you let a Jew break up my crew.
    House ***** gotta run and hide,
    yellin' Compton, but you moved to Riverside.
    So don't front, MC Ren, cuz I remember when you drove a B 2-10.
    Broke as a motha****in' joke.
    Let you on the scene to back up the Verse Team.
    It ain't my fault, one ***** got smart,
    and they rippin' your ******* apart.
    By takin' your green, oh yeah,
    the Villain does get ****ed with no vaseline.

    [Refrain scratched]

    I never have dinner with the President.
    I never have dinner with the President.
    I never have dinner with the President.
    And when I see your ass again, I'll be hesitant.
    Now I think you a snitch,
    throw a house ***** in a ditch.
    Half-pint b****, ****in' your homeboys.
    You little maggot; Eazy E turned f*****.
    With your manager, fella,
    ****in' MC Ren, Dr. Dre, and Yella.
    But if they were smart as me,
    Eazy E would be hangin' from a tree.
    With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
    Light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on...
    till that Jheri curl is gone.
    On a permanent vacation, off the Massa plantation.
    Heard you both got the same bank account,
    dumb *****, what you thinkin' bout?
    Get rid of that Devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple.
    Cuz you can't be the ***** 4 Life crew
    with a white Jew tellin' you what to do.
    Pullin' wools with your scams, now I gotta play the Silence of the Lambs.
    With a midget who's a punk too,
    tryin' to **** me, but I'd rather **** you.
    Eric Wright, punk, always into somethin', gettin' ****ed at night.
    By Mista ****packer, bend over for the gotdamn cracker, no vaseline...
     
  11. Tonaaayyyy

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    any Lloyd banks song :D

    but all time for me would be Nas- Ether

    even though its old.. the lyrics and beat and just good timing after him and jay-z had it goin. i just like the ether the best overall cuz i can listen to it even when its played out and not get bored like most songs.
     
  12. droxford

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    tsk tsk tsk... kids these days....

    no, the correct answer is.

    F*ck Martinez
    by 2 Live Crew

    -- droxford
     
  13. AntiSonic

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    "Be A Man" - Randy Savage :p

    Word life.
     
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    "Dumb Girl" Run DMC
     
  15. Lil Pun

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    "Hit 'Em Up" was a song about one man and his entourage releasing the anger and venom on another man and his entourage for acts they believed were life-threatenting. It was not a song to make one coast hate another.

    The west vs. east thing was a bit childish but I can completely understand Tupac's anger. He legitimately thought that man (Biggie) and his entourage tried to murder him. How would you feel about somebody if you thought they were trying or tried to take your life away? I'd probably feel the same way he did.

    I don't see how "Hit 'Em Up" helped put Tupac in the grave. The fight inside the MGM Grand probably helped more than that or his affiliation with Suge Knight because Suge is heavily supported by the Bloods street gang. Those two things were much larger factors in his demise that a simple song, I believe.

    How is the song an embarassment to hip-hop? One of hip-hop's main aspects is the so-called "battle rap" and many, many artists have participated in these. You can see how important it is now with the contests they have on MTV and BET. These contest shows skills and even help artist get contracts, ex. Jin tha MC and Poster Boy. Tupac did nothing different on that song then what these contestants do on these shows and are they embarassments to the hip-hop culture? I don't think so because it is an important aspect of the culture.

    The real foolishness came when people heard "Hit 'Em Up" and automatically hated him because of what Tupac said. How can you hate somebody you don't even know and that has did nothing to adversely affect your life? I don't believe Tupac ever intended to make it an East vs. West thing, that was the media stirring up controversy as they normally do to make a profit. They took a pimple and made it herpes. Tupac even said that himself in countless interviews that the whole east vs. west was media-made. He may of helped the media make it but that was not his intention. Many people mistakenly forget the media was behind most of the feud and had the most to gain from it.
     
  16. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    How is falsely claiming to have sex with another man's wife is battle rapping, if you think that's battle rapping, you don't know as much about rap as you think you do. Tupac crossed a line that should never be crossed, and further more, what he said lacks less substance then kids on a middle school playground talking about each others' mothers. Its just stupid and ignorant and reflects poorly on rappers.
     
  17. Lil Pun

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    There are pictures of Tupac and Faith together and although that is not hardcore evidence that they did sleep together, how do we know what happened behind the scenes? We don't and only two people do, Tupac and Faith so you cannot call the accusation false because you don't know unless you were with them.

    Battle rap is just that, you do and say anything to demoralize the other rapper and that's exactly what Tupac did. Have you heard what some of the rappers have said on "Freestyle Friday" or "Battle of the MCs" when battling? I recall Jin tha MC saying that one contestant's girlfriend and I quote "had my eggroll and dumplings in her mouth" and that was part of a battle rap and I'd bet that it is 99% false just as many things said in a battle rap are.

    What line did he cross, please tell me? Oh It's like I said, when you have a person that you think is trying or tried to kill you you don't like that person very much and you want to release some of that anger just as Tupac did but I guess if you thought somebody was trying to do that to you then you'd just say it's OK.
     
  18. Kam

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    I have the Tupac and Faith sex tapes.


    Why do celebs record themselves having sex?
     
  19. Lil Pun

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    Same reason many regular couples do but I do even know why they do it.
     
  20. Got Em

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    Yall seem like yall know a lot about "battlin"...if yall in houston and is a hardcore rap fan, then I'm pretty sure yall heard of this show called "Icehouse" with kiotti hosting it. If you don't know about Kiotti, he's the guy that did the song "Hooka Hooka". Anyways, I was on the show 4 times and won both freestyle battles that I was in. It was internet voting and I won by about 80-20 % both times...so I can say I know a little bit about battle rap.

    I see that a lot of you cats say that "hit em up" was not a good diss song and was not for "real" hip hop fans. Diss songs and freestyle battlin are 2 diff things. A diss song requires a nice beat and good flow/delivery along with easy to understand lines which is exactly what 2pac did.

    Now battlin is wayyyyyy diff and there are 2 ways to "battle". The first is for the avg. person. The second is for the beyond interlectual person and would require the other person to think hard core. Most of the time you battle, you want to say real simple lines to make people understand immediately cause you're only going to say them once. Like..."Don't **** wit me, dawg look i'm serious/ I'll ya ass bloody, like ya girl on her period/". But if you battle the 2nd way, you'll say somethin like..."Stop spittin flows, you just embarrasin/ you'll get "ate" up twice like marvin harrison". Now yall probably wouldn't get the 2nd line unless I you knew harrison's jersey number was "88" which is "8 twice"....but yeah thats the difference between battlin and diss songs
     

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