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Best places to pick up girls?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hippieloser, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. Watson4279

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    ;) Anyone else catch the reference?

    "I'm into the group thing." :eek:
     
  2. Roc Paint

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    My club would be a good place to start.
     
  3. IROC it

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    You mean the chicken place? :D
     
  4. Gutter Snipe

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    My friend just got divorced and he had tremendous success at Match.com. Hell, the first girl he went on a date with offered him what most guys would do if they had a million dollars!:eek:

    However, he is a single dad and got lots of responses from single moms - so I don't know how well Match.com works for your crowd.

    By the way, this guy is normal looking, he has a medium-sized gut, and he is starting to bald and has glasses. He has been pulling women like you wouldn't believe - so be confident in yourself.
     
  5. coma

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    Alright GS, you can't come with a comment like that without details. Throw your cf.net brothers a bone, will ya!?
     
  6. fadeaway

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    Speaking of that...


    Q: What's the first thing a woman should do after getting home from the battered women's shelter?

    A: The f*cking dishes if she knows what's good for her.
     
  7. Austin70

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    Damn, yall are cold so early in the morning.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    :D

    Good to see you back, fadeaway, haven't seen you much lately! :)
     
  9. Rockets2K

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    of course....I doubt anyone woul dmiss that one.

    the last funny movie Eddie did..Coming to America.

    ;)
     
  10. droxford

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    The Real Shady and Buck Turgidson have the right idea...

    Think of things you're interested in, and then join groups that do those activities. If you enjoy mountain biking, join a mountain-biking group. If you enjoy rock-climbing, join a rock-climbing group, etc.

    Keep doing this, and you'll discover girls/women who enjoy that, too. That makes it easier to break the ice, 'cause you already know that you two have something in common.

    AND... if you don't find a girl, you at least get to have fun doing something you enjoy.

    WHAT NOT TO DO: Stay at home on the TV, computer, or video game all the time.

    -- droxford
     
  11. coma

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    But how else am I going to get my name on the next Best Poster Tournament!?
     
  12. yipengzhao

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    HAHAHAHAHA... duuude...

    anyway, as a response to the original thread. hey man, you've got a good thing working, don't go changing it. keep to the college campuses man, cuz no matter how old you get, college chicks stay the same age. (someone has a quote like that about high school chicks, i forget the person)

    unless the college campus is MIT
     
  13. rrj_gamz

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    I have to admit that Walmart always, and I mean always has hot chicks with there moms....And there moms aren't bad either...however, with the good, comes the bad...The big fat hefers...

    I don't know what that means, but if you don't mind going through the weeds to find your hottie, go for it...;)
     
  14. coma

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    Yes, you can always spot hotties at Walmart.

    They are usually at the bra section, right next to the shoe display, directly behind the 50 gallon drum of pickles display.

    Be sure to break the ice by commenting on how nice her hair looks, and that you would never thought the salon inside Walmart could produce such a dazzling do. Afterwards, you guys can go run around in the electronic section and giggle to your hearts content while pointing at each other and to DVD's on the shelves. Hell, while you're at it, go all out and play a two player game on one of the game consoles.
     
  15. The Real Shady

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    Buy a puppy and go jogging around Memorial Park. I guarantee that at least 4 girls will talk to you.
     
  16. Austin70

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    Make sure that the puppy is old enough to run when you are jogging, some women don't care to talk to a man dragging a dead puppy behind him.
     
  17. B

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    I think you just need to watch Office Space to know what GS in talking about.

    B
     
  18. Master Baiter

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    I know its off topic, but I used to read a website that a guy named B would write for. It generally made fun of movies and pretty much anything that came to mind. Then B stopped writing for that website (obviously I cant remember that damn website) and I stopped reading it because most of the other people that wrote for it were stupid. You dont happen to be that B and does anyone know of the website I am talking about. I know its a little vague but it was very funny.
     
  19. coma

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    Ahhhh....

    I hope he took her up on that offer!
     
  20. Gutter Snipe

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    Like B said, you REALLY need to watch Office Space, especially if you have ever been cubicled, but for those who haven't:

    two chicks

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man.
     

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