The 2018 Oscar Nominations

Who got the Jet Ski?

Spoiler

 

The shape of water, really? You might as well give it to that M Night movie, Lady in water an oscar too, LOL.

 

https://geektyrant.com/news/shape-of-water-theme-dildos-skyrocketed-following-the-films-oscar-win

"Hours after The Shape of Water took home the Oscar for best picture, a dildothemed after the monster on Etsy sold out. Granted, there were only 28 dildos to sell (at $70 a pop) but the fact that ANYONE loves this film that much is a little unnerving to me. Don't get me wrong, I love a good monster film...I guess I just don't love it in the way these people do. "

People are weird.

Rocket River

 

I guess you are not a woman. And one in this era.

 

Shape of Water is cool w me. The haters must've been friend-zoned in their lifetime.

 

I've seen Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak, I'm good bro.

 

Or...hear me out now...Just thought Three Billboards or Ladybird or another of the nominated movies were better?

 

Fish ****ing?

Simpsons did it.

 

You know a company did some homework and guesswork and made a fish (Shape of Water style) dildo?

I know that you needed to know that.

 

See Pan's Labyrinth? It is more in that vein, and very, very good.

 

There are certain people who believe they are mermaids now and they wear tails and hang out near the water.