ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Spurs 2/1/2018

Rockets win by margin of 652 to 19.

Harden records first ever 100 point quintuple double, including 43 rebounds, 34 assists, 14 blocks and 11 steals. He gives Pop a heart attack but then resuscitates him and saves his life. Actual spurs players chant mvp while he rescues a stray cat from the rafters. Right before the end of the game harden organizes peace in the Middle East, solves the water crisis, donates all of his money to charity, gets trump to stop speaking in hyperbole and invents a new drink that is both tasty and good for you.

ESPN POST GAME COVERAGE::::
Well kawhi didn’t play so this really doesn’t even count...

 

Rockets will win by 1 point

 

Dude... you crushed it!

 

ESPN downsized their NBA staff and he is now responsible for both teams and some additional Spurs coverage

 

harden will have his 4th career pareto game tonight breaking his tie with rondo for the active lead

 

I would sit harden and Paul for this game and basically tank it.

I know that’s not how the rockets roll though

 

I think nobody should play, just forfeit the game.

 

Chris Paul (groin) will play without a minutes limit against the Spurs on Thursday.

 

A groin is healed after 3 days rest??

I hope so.

 

Hopefully Manu doesn't own Harden.

 

It was basically a rest day without actually saying it, because Orlando.

 

GTFO with that nonsense.
Manu 49 1/3 yrs old. Should of hung up the high tops along with Dirt this season.

 

They are playing Paul with a ****ing injury !?

Jesus , what is the harm in calling up our d-leaguers and letting them play ?

Oh ya .... We will get crushed .

Well guess what , it's the regular season , a single game doesn't matter that much .

If Paul aggravates his injury .... I swear to god man .

For a team talking so much about the playoffs and championships , our decision making is really r****ded .

God forbid MDA have to teach a young player or let him play through mistakes . God forbid we play 9-10 men in a stretch where a couple of our players are hurt .... No , the remaining squad will just have to step up .

 

If Manu is 49 1/3 years old, do you know what he did to Harden when he was 48 1/3 years old?

 

There was something extra going on because MDA said Paul went straight to the locker room *for treatment* after exiting the Clipper game.

Hope everything is okay.

 

Clanton's exact words during pregame were, "Paul will give it a go"

Oh Laawd !!

 

C'mon Paul

 

It finna go dine