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Why is my secretary wearing a TIE today?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    If her wearing a tie causes this reaction, there is only one conclusion T_J.

    She owns the sh*t out of you!

    OWNED
     
  2. michecon

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    She's already achieved something with that tie wearing. At least, She's got her boss upset enough to discuss it on a bbs.











    Trader, be aware of the "tie you up" comment from her. ;)
     
  3. verse

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    T_J,


    she has a man on the side. i guarantee it.
     
  4. Space Ghost

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    For some reaosn, he sounds like stewie .. especially from the dammit janet episode.
     
  5. Kam

    Kam Member

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    Pictures of the secretary please.
     
  6. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    *shudders*
     
  7. Another Brother

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    I suspect the tie is just an extention of the rest of the wardrobe, because I would wager that she's been wearing the *pants* around there for a while.
     
  8. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    TJ, you should go up to her and give her the quiz......boxers or briefs.
     
  9. pariah

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    LMAO!!!! :D
     
  10. OmegaSupreme

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    tj, please. i heard about the heypartner bbq. hypocrite.



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    itch that needed to be scratched.
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Too bad that I can't find a pic of a hot chick wearing a tie like some of those models are doing these days...
     
  12. Another Brother

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    DAYYYYUUUUMM what a rump!

    That's a ka dunk a dunk dunk. LMAO WHOO ROTF!!!!!
     
  13. Mulder

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    Send her the following in an email:

    Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else and it gets me frustrated.
    You see, life's like this: you fall, and you crawl, and you break, and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty. Promise me I'm never gonna find you faked it.
    You come over unannounced. Dressed up like you're somethin' else. Where you are and where it's at you see you're making me laugh out when you strike your pose. Take off all your preppy clothes! You know you're not fooling anyone when you've become somebody else round everyone else. Watching your back, like you can't relax. You're trying to be cool, but you look like a fool to me.
     
  14. Vengeance

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    "I'm giving you a Raise!!!" -- George Costanza
     
  15. Kam

    Kam Member

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    Who is that Pimp in the Red Hat with the Red Shorts, and that Green Towel. Damn that guy is cool.
     
  16. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    You vastly underestimate my impeccable taste in skirts if that is the best that you can find for me. Those calves look like Mike Alstott's.
     
  17. nyquil82

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    you show her whos boss and wear a skirt and blouse tomorrow, hell even throw on some nice shiny earrings. that'll stop them evil, conniving women from trying to cross the border!
     
  18. A-Train

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    [​IMG]

    ...or maybe Paula Poundstone is T_J's secretary? Her comedy career isn't going to well right now...
     
  19. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Implants... T_J more importantly are your legs shaved?

    *Snicker*
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Shallow Hal. You are finally coming back to earth. She was always this ugly.
     

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