I get so tired of seeing Sean Salisbury humiliate poor John Clayton on ESPN! Let's come up with a rant for Clayton, and I'll figure out how to get the best one's to him. Here are some example sentences, use one or all or make up one on your own. 1. Hey Sean, I am so tired of your _______! You are a(an) _______ and your ________ is ________! 2. I compare your career to _________ but even _________ had a ________. 3. This is the last time you _________ me on national television, because your ________ is my __________, and I will make sure you don't forget it because your __________ is my _________.
1. Hey Sean, I am so tired of your crap! You were an average QB at best and your inability to analyze football is proving it! 2. I'd compare your career to Andre Ware's but even he had a Heisman. 3. This is the last time you make me look like an ass on national television, because your besk though is my worst, and I will make sure you don't forget it because your wife is my b****. OK that last one might not make the air waves.
If you really want to help John, you should talk to the producer of that segment. It is so fictitious and the animosity is so contrived, that it comes across as plain stupid. I guess previous year's version of the segment tested badly amongst males ages 18-49. But I'll still play! 1. Hey Sean, I am so tired of your POMPOUS ATTITUDE! You are a SUBPAR QUARTERBACK RIDING THE COATTAILS OF YOUR MEDIOCRE CAREER TO ESPN and your STYLE is A BLATANT RIPOFF OF KIRK HERBSTREIT! 2. I compare your career to MARK RYPIEN but even HE had a CHAMPIONSHIP RING. 3. This is the last time you DISPLAY STUPID CARICATURES OF me on national television, because your CONTRACT is my TOILET PAPER, and I will make sure you don't forget it because your ASANINE TAKES (are) my JUSTICE IN THE PROVERBIAL "COURT OF TELEVISION SPORTS FANS." [/B][/QUOTE]
Why does Salisbury think he is so cool? I remember when he played for the Oilers, we went to a game and the only people that talked to him on the sidelines was Greg Montgomery and Al DelGreco, the freagin' kickers.
1. Hey Sean, I am so tired of your horse****! You are a douchebag and your wife is fat! 2. I compare your career to Dan Langhi but even he had a highlight. 3. This is the last time you flame me on national television, because your ass is my plaything, and I will make sure you don't forget it because your sister is my live-in attendent.
The only thing you need to mention to Salsbury is the fact that the only job he could get in sports a few years ago was to cover Battlebots.
I compare your career to Roy William's wang; but even it had more sacs. This is the last time you **** me on national television, because your once-used condom is my new toy, and I will make sure you don't forget it because your kid is my biological child. (ehh, I tried too hard on the last one).
