http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2003-12-11/hairballs.html/1/index.html Houston Press Just in case you didn't watch Fox 26 News last month, here is some earthshakingly important information you missed: Guys, don't take your pal's freshly used condom, turn it inside out, and then have sex with your girlfriend. Reporter Reshonda Tate filed what we have to believe -- if only for the sake of our already shaken faith in TV news -- was an exclusive report that contained this gem. Positioned in the front seat of a car and brandishing a Trojan wrapper, Tate told viewers about a frolicking foursome hampered by a rubber shortage. Couple No. 1 had their fun in the backseat, then handed the used condom to what had to be a very smooth-talking male half of Couple No. 2. That male half, who apparently did better in debate club than he did in biology class, turned the wienie wrapper inside out and made sweet front-seat love to his own woman. Does it get any more romantic than that? At any rate, that second woman now turns out to be pregnant from the male half of Couple No. 1, Tate said. Which is really a tough break for that guy, not having had at least the momentary pleasure of doing her and all. (At least he got to listen.) We look forward to more seemingly obvious sex tips from Tate: "Don't Do It with Your Dog" and, of course, "Wash That Dildo!" -- R.C.
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. This is a genuinely credible reason for abortion. Not because they never had sex with each other and are having a kid but because they are both really stupid and that gene pool needs to end with them.
I saw this on the news, that guy might have to pay child support. Seriously, I thought the little dudes didn't live that long after coming (pun intended) outside to play.
I saw something on the news last month where Cynthia Hunt was posing as a hottie (not exactly a stretch) to see how many married men she could seduce or something to that effect. Great journalism. Cynthia Hunt is the hottest news babe in Houston. I wonder if her husbands name is Mike...
Agreed. I saw this chick for the first time the other night "reporting" on the houston public library's link to Ask Alice, a sex site for teens that includes info on anal sex and beastiality. Cynthia turned the interview with a librarian into a cross examination stating that "there are things on that website that I don't know how to do, and I 'm a thirty year old woman." I'm sure there are lots of volunteers that can help her out.
So, if the guy in the back seat and the chick in the front seat were brother and sister, would that count as incest?
All you guys are hot for her because she reminds you of someone, subconsciously of course... heh heh...
