there's this girl in my class that i kinda like so wednesday in class i was staring into space & i was staring at the trash can and the girl i liked was walking over & she was looking at me while i was staring into space. then i was staring at the wall & when i looked over i see her looking at me & smiling while she had her hands on her head. then the next day in class she said 'i don't know why he looks at me".
Best thing to do is, whip out your penis in the middle of the lecture in front of her and tell everyone, "you will crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Also, lay penis on her desk to assert dominance. Dribble a little pee, if necessary. Only, if necessary.
She clearly lacks self confidence and feels like there is no reason why you would even look at her considering you could be with anyone in that class. Next time you find yourself looking deep in each other's eyes tell her, "I'm in love with the shape of you".
Yes, he searched the entire internet and decided this was the place to come for advice about girls. Hahahaha
Did I miss the Katy jokes seminar down the line in the bbs? Katy is just a city. What's the significance??