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Does anyone know what Confucious say?

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  1. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

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    After reading moomoo's post about Yao Ming's so called cockiness in realtion to what Confucious say, I was woundering while laugh at loud, what else might he say?

    moomoo-
    Confucious say: man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long. lol :D

    I have one of my own for starters.

    Confucious say: go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

    :)
     
    #1 Roc Paint, Dec 8, 2003
  2. Preston27

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    Man on toilet high on pot.
     
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  3. getsmartnow

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    Confucious say: Boy who meets girl in park, very lucky. But boy who parks meat in girl, extremely lucky! :D
     
    #3 getsmartnow, Dec 8, 2003
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Girl who packs meat very bad.
     
    #4 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 8, 2003
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    Never play leapfrog ... with unicorn.
     
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    He who farts in church, sits alone in pew
     
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    go to bed with an itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
     
    #7 distence, Dec 8, 2003
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    You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick.
     
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    Confuscious Say...Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
     
    #9 Chump, Dec 8, 2003
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    it take many screw to make crib, but one screw to fill it
     
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    Don't forget your nods to Mr. Carlin.
     
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  12. Austin70

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    So true, but it does sound like Confucious.
     
    #12 Austin70, Dec 8, 2003
  13. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    Confucious say man who watch Kung-Fu Theater on USA Network is one smart cookie.......ok, that was from like 1985 but what the hell. ;)
     
    #13 Deuce, Dec 8, 2003
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    What about "Stand By Me"?.....What is the great mystery of the Orient? "Many men smoke, but Fumanchu"
     
    #14 wouldabeen23, Dec 8, 2003
  15. Roc Paint

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    Here's e few more. ( parental discretion is advised )

    Confucious say: man who drop watch in tolilet have sh***y time.

    Confucious say: man trapped in pantry have a** in jam.

    Confucious say: man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet p***y.
     
    #15 Roc Paint, Dec 8, 2003
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    He who flies upside down have nasty crack up. :D
     
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  17. Roc Paint

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    Att: ima drummer2k

    Confucious say: man who get acupunctcure have little pricks. ;)

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)
     
    #17 Roc Paint, Dec 8, 2003
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