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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tannersearle78, Dec 3, 2003.

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  1. Absolut_RoxFan

    Absolut_RoxFan Member

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    Clutch still looks like he's wearing a dress. He needs a white waistband. Good job with the ear color change though.
     
    #21 Absolut_RoxFan, Dec 4, 2003
  2. tannersearle78

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    I wonder if that chubby CHinese kid is the fat kid Yao had to prop up in that commercial.
     
    #22 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  3. tannersearle78

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    [​IMG]

    Clutch the Bear: "Tom Cruise, eat your heart out."
     
    #23 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  4. tannersearle78

    tannersearle78 Member

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    Okay, happy now?

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    Girls: "I need to do some sit ups."
     
    #24 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    That's an awful lot of honey for just one bear.
     
    #25 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 4, 2003
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Keep up the good work, tannersearle78.

    Is it possible to give a thread 6 stars? :D
     
    #26 ima_drummer2k, Dec 4, 2003
  7. tannersearle78

    tannersearle78 Member

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    I really don't care about the content of this thread; I'm just thrilled to start a thread with a 5 star rating. Obviously, it doesn't take much to please the male masses.

    So here's another one.

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    #27 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  8. tannersearle78

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    I wonder if the Chinese government had a problem with the outfits these girls were wearing.
     
    #28 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  9. daoshi

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    What are the Power Dancers doing over there during NBA season? Do the Rockets have two dancing team? I'm assuming it's winter from the background.


    --daoshi
     
    #29 daoshi, Dec 4, 2003
  10. tannersearle78

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    They sent the scrubs. Either way, I'm sure many little boys in China were quite titillated by the whole affair.
     
    #30 tannersearle78, Dec 4, 2003
  11. whats up

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    The Rockets were on a five game road trip for 10 days -- that's 10 days off for the dancers. Les is sure making the dancers earn their paychecks. But heck, I'd post nude for rockets.com if they pay for my expenses and round-trip air-fare to China(I'd need a loincloth to cover the shrinkage due to cold weather).
     
    #31 whats up, Dec 4, 2003
  12. daoshi

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    You sure about this? The girls look like the real Power Dancers!


    --daoshi
     
    #32 daoshi, Dec 4, 2003
  13. Lionheart

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    The kid is dangerously close to CLutch's pacckage. Your brain (sense of humor ) is dangerously comparable to the kid.
     
    #33 Lionheart, Dec 4, 2003
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    It sounds like yours is dangerously comparable to a tree stump.
     
    #34 ima_drummer2k, Dec 4, 2003
  15. jiggadi

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    MMMMM....Power Dancers....:)
     
    #35 jiggadi, Dec 4, 2003
  16. Lionheart

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    Sounds like yours is comparable to Robe Lowe. I'm sorry I'm not like you, I dont get off on jokes that have dry sense of humor. Particularly jokes that envolves sex & little kids.
     
    #36 Lionheart, Dec 4, 2003
  17. aries323

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    This thread is up there with the best of them.


    :D

    Thank you TannerSearle78, and I hear you don't look too bad yourself. :D
     
    #37 aries323, Dec 4, 2003
  18. mleahy999

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    Please don't rain on this 6 star thread about hot Power Dancers, bear shrinkage, and cheap one liners. You need to step down from that high horse once in a while.
     
    #38 mleahy999, Dec 4, 2003
  19. tannersearle78

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    Keep my five star post alive. I'm so vain.

    Newest rumor to hit the streets. Underneath the bear outfit, Clutch the bear is actually . . . . *gasp* . . . naked. And if any of the boys out there are wondering, *gasp*, the girls, underneath those red napkins, are naked as well.
     
    #39 tannersearle78, Dec 5, 2003
  20. tannersearle78

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    I wonder if the Rockets switched the color of their uniforms, and cheerleading uniforms, to red in order to ingratiate the organization to the Communist China.
     
    #40 tannersearle78, Dec 5, 2003
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