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Realistically, Superman should be a ******.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Think about it. If you could fly and had super strength from the sun, wouldn't you just be a vat of fat? And how the heck is he going to work out, anyway?

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  2. Invisible Fan

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    Paging @what?

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  3. Pen15clubbers

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    I would love it if he had a fat ass
     
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    Isn't the assumption that he has super human metabolism as well?
     
  5. MacLovin

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    I don't think he'd necessarily be fat but I've thought about it before. Shouldn't he be scrawny? I mean, how is he working out to get those muscles?
     
  6. FLASH21

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    Yes, but they really don't hint at it the way they do with The Flash. In the movie and the tv series they've referenced how much he consumes in terms of food or how he can't really get sh** faced due to his high metabolism.

    So essentially Supes could be fat as hell if he wanted to be.
     
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  8. The Hunted

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    George Reeves was kinda beefy.
     
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    All of you are assuming he’s human. He’s a Kryptonian. These measly human characteristics do not apply to the superior anatomy of one from Krypton. In a nutshell, Kal-El is just a Kryptonian in average kryptonian shape. That’s why he usually gets his ass beat when the odds are even.
     
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    Is he patooting in that imagine.
     
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    Dwert Howard threads belong in the Dish
     
  12. rocketsjudoka

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    Defying the laws of metabolism is minor when compared to defying the laws of physics.
     
  13. Jontro

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    i thought superman doesn't eat. they never show him eating.
     
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    The Texan version should be slimmer.
     
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  16. Jontro

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    then superman must take giant super schittes. maybe he goes to the moon to do business.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    You can add The Flash to the 'why isn't he a ******' list. His powers don't burn any calories.

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