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“F*^# the Dodgers.”

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Xerobull, Oct 30, 2017.

  1. Salvy

    Salvy Member

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    I mean not only should the ball have been thrown back, it should have been burned and thrown softly to Springer so he could have hit the crap out of it and blow it the f up... Then everyone in the stadium can pee on whatever remains...
     
  2. mfastx

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    She was definitely not gonna throw that back lol, she's just saving face after the fact. Props to that guy.
     
  3. kevC

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    So I know someone whose daughter went to school with that guy and basically are family friends with them. She said that he's always had anger problems. The guy next to him is his older brother and she said they grew up just beating the crap out of each other and she's surprised there wasn't a brawl.
     
  4. Pen15clubber

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    It's a good thing there wasn't a brawl. The whole stadium would have had Kirk's back
     
  5. Pen15clubber

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    Kirk represents all of us
     
  6. cwebbster

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    I went to High School with Kirk. I about freaked out when I saw it was him that threw it back. So awesome!
     
  7. Pen15clubber

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    That boy Dun-Kirk in the mutha ****en buildin
     
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  8. houstonstime

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    He's probably a racist too.
     
  9. heypartner

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    Anger problems? Dude just believes in Tough Love.

    From his Facebook. Here's a photo of Tough Love while trying to train his son to do the Italian Fckk You Dodgers gesture for Lasorda, he couldn't get it right until Kirk shook him upside down.

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    Here Kirk Head shows his love for sublimal messages that are his namesake ... wearing a Cocks hat. And notice his brother in the background wearing a Yankees hat, a yellow one at that.


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    And here is Kirk ripping a damn Florida Marlin out of his friend's arms to throw it back.

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  10. what

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    Kirk is about dat lyf
     
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    This guy is the hero we all need. **** the Dodgers!

    However, now he's plastered all over the internet. If I were them, I would tell them my story, but no names, none.
     
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    Yeah. Same here. If people want to throw the ball back, I have no problem with that. I've had a long-standing rule that, having never caught ANY Major League ball, that I'm keeping it if I catch it. And I will absolutely use my size and reach to grab one before a child can get to it. They have decades on me to catch a ball themselves.

    Yet, as I discussed this at lunch today, it would definitely not be a centerpiece in my house. I'd feel pretty weird about it. If somebody wanted it for a museum because I think it broke a home run record, fine. If Puig asked me directly and nicely, not stupidly, to have it, I'd give it him. But I would neither celebrate nor throw it back if I caught it.
     
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  14. tmacfor35

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    I may or may not play poker with that guy once a month. I am just going to leave it at that.
     
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  15. tmactoyao

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    lol this thread was going well until HP went on his weird creepy **** and facebook stalked Kirk...

    wtf man
     
  16. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Years ago, Clemens and Maddux faced off in the first NL game ever between 2 300 game winners (and quite possibly last time it ever happens). A Cub hit a 2 run homer off Clemens in the 7th. The fan (assumingly not realizing the historical significance of the game) threw it back.
     
  17. Pen15clubber

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    He's a lotion in the basket type of dude
     
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  18. heypartner

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    lulz. You're trying waaayyyyy too hard.

    Guess you don't have enough friends in Houston to be 2-degrees of separation from The Head

    You're assuming he didn't show up in my FB feed. He's being @'d all over Facebook, and I just clicked his name.
     
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  19. tmactoyao

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    The irony in this response :confused:
     
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