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If only I were ____, I coulda made it to the NBA

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Nov 25, 2003.

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  1. Austin70

    Austin70 Member

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    If only I were taller, more athletic, shoot better and I could jump higher........
     
  2. JamesC

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    If I could be about 6'9 or 6'10 and keep my same body composition, I'd be one of those brusing power forwards like a Ben Wallace, or Rodman. Anybody I play against has to fight me for position and every lose ball anyway, but football is my first love.
     
  3. pradaxpimp

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    if i was 6'10 i could possibly be the best pf in the game.





    In nba live that is
     
  4. Mulder

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    1-I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala

    I wish I was like six-foot-nine
    So I could get with Leoshi
    Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
    You know I see her all the time
    Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
    I can scheme of ways to make her mine
    Cause I know she's livin phat
    Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
    So how am I gonna compete with that
    'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
    I'm always last to be picked
    And in some cases never picked at all
    So I just lean upon the wall
    Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
    Who came to watch their men ball
    Dag y'all! I never understood
    Why the jocks get the fly girls
    And me I get the hood rats
    I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
    Got hit with a bottle
    And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
    I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
    That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
    Glad I came to my senses
    Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
    Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
    Right?
    So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
    (rpt 1, 1)

    I wish I had a brand-new car
    So far, I got this hatchback
    And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
    And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
    I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
    But that's flat
    And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
    See I can't even get a date
    So, what do you think of that?
    I heard that prom night is the bomb night
    With a hood rat you can hold tight
    But really tho' on figuero
    When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
    Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
    Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
    You know I take the 110 to the 105
    Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
    Cause it's hard to survive
    Livin' in a concrete jungle and
    These girls just keep passin' me by
    She looks fly, she looks fly
    Makes me say my, my, my
    (rpt 1, 1)

    I wish I was a little bit taller...
    I wish I was a baller...
    I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
    I wish I was a baller (3)

    Hey, I wish I had my way
    'Cause everyday would be a Friday
    You could even speed on the highway
    I would play ghetto games
    Name my kids ghetto names
    Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
    Yo you know that's on the real
    So if you're down on your luck
    Then you should know just how I feel
    Cause if you don't want me around
    See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
    Hey, you, what's that sound?
    Everybody look what's going down
    Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
    Everybody wants to get down like that
    (rpt 1, 1)

    I wish, I wish, I wish...
     
  5. Buck88

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    When I was in high school/college...a solid 6-9 would have put me right there. I had some sweet post moves for a 6'1 guy. And my jumper wasn't bad when I was younger either, my problem was unless I was in the post I couldn't create my own shot.

    I was slow of foot on D, but had grat timing and I have pretty long arms so I was usually put at the top of the 1-3-1 or 2-3 zone we played in HS. My HS coach told me my biggest asset on the count (and he meant this as a compliment) was that I knew my limitations and never hurt the team by trying to do something I couldn't. I was a great team player! The extra height would have diffently got me in a D-1 college program. NBA/CBA player. Most likely the latter.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    If only I were nine and a half feet tall, I coulda made it to the NBA.


    I have no skills whatsoever...in regards to basketball that is!
     
  7. SamCassell

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    I completely disagree. A 6'7" guy is going to have to play guard or maybe SF in the NBA. Those positions require athleticism, shooting range, and the ability to handle the rock. Not everyone who's that tall is gifted with those kind of skills, in that combination. In fact, it requires rare genetics paired with a willingness and desire to dedicate themselves to the game, in hope of one day playing in the league. 99% of players with hoop dreams never succeed in that goal.

    It'd take about 7'0" to put me in the league, I'm thinking.
     
  8. Bailey

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    This is a tough question to answer. My skills are certainly not great, but I'm pretty quick, even in comparison to people my height 5'11".

    If I could be 7' tall, and keep that speed, I'd be on an NBA roster. But if I suddenly grew to 7' (unlikely as I'm 27), you can sure bet that I'd slow down.
     
  9. rockergordon

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    If I were a -smarter kid- i could have made it to the nba. Seriously, playing a game and getting paid? Sounds like a good job to me. What do I have to do? Practice fundamentals until my bedtime? Perfect my J by age 13? All this while smoking pot to acclimate myself to the NBA culture? If I had only known.....
     
  10. TheFreak

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    ...a wife-beater or a drug addict...
     
  11. PiPdAdY33

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    6'7 or 6'8, I'd play shooting guard and small forward in the league, of course I'd have to hit the weights.
     
  12. Christopher

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    I was a very good center/forward at highschool.

    Problem was I was 5'5". Still I managed to out rebound and out play guys that were well over six feet.

    Give me a 6'8"+ frame and I'd be the Rockets starting forward about now. :)
     
  13. mduke

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    Everyone above 6'7 has no excuse? What about all the 6'7 people in Europe and minor leagues, etc.? I think it should be more like 7 foot...
     
  14. arkoe

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    If only I were good at basketball, I coulda made it to the NBA.
     
  15. SLA

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    If only I were 6-2, I could make it to the NBA.
     

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