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Finest butt in Houston?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    According to Nelly anyway.

    http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2003-11-27/hairballs.html/1/index.html

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    This is the finest rear end in Houston, according to Nelly.

    The rapper Nelly has a mission -- to showcase the finest, freshest female ass America has to offer -- but his Houston soldier has gone AWOL.

    Nelly's female clothing line Apple Bottoms pays homage to the glories of booty, with both its name and its butt-shaped logo. Marketing materials say Apple Bottoms uses "the right mix of fabrics and the cut" to show off what the release calls a woman's "ass-ets." (It's a pun, not a typo, we're guessing.)

    To help start the line, Nelly commissioned the Apple Bottoms Girl contest. One finalist each was selected from Houston and five other cities, with the six set to strut across the red carpet in Los Angeles on November 16. The already chosen grand prize winner was to be announced at the American Music Awards.

    According to the unflinching, exacting standards of Nelly, 23-year-old Tamara Ledet has the finest pair o' cheeks in Houston. Ledet didn't win the overall contest, though. And maybe that didn't sit well with her efforts to make an ass of herself, because she dropped out of sight.

    "The number she gave for us is changed, and she didn't tell anyone about it," says publicist Samantha Slaven. "She missed the American Music Awards because we couldn't reach her."

    Tamara, Tamara: You've got to get this diva thing down if you're going to model your rear. You don't cancel a trip to L.A. if you're upset; take it and run up the highest room-service bills possible. You could have had Nelly leer at you and even pass you on to one of his boys!

    No Apple Bottoms for you, girl.
     
  2. mateo

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    my wife. she's been working the stairmaster HARD
     
  3. Baqui99

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    ...nothing to see here. Move along.
     
  4. RocketsPimp

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    Definitely little in the middle but she got much back.

    Too much for my tastes.
     
  5. mleahy999

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    The giant ass is just a cheese burger away from being a lard ass.
     
  6. A-Train

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    Oh...my...god...Becky!
     
  7. AntiSonic

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    Very nice.
     
  8. The Real Shady

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    That ass is not Phat, it's FAT.
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    Am I missing something? She isn't that big.

    Oh well, to each his own. I prefer this type over bag-of-bones Skeletor Hilton. If only I could live in a rap video...
     
  10. shawn786

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    i saw tha apple bottoms thing on VH1 and damn tha houston chick was the ugliest out of all the chickz by far man, i donno what they were thinking?
     
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    That is not the finest butt in Houston. Might be one of the biggest though!
     
  12. Oski2005

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    I think not.
     
  13. Mulder

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    One need look no further than Maxim's hometown hotties contest. I'll post the first one I found a make that other chick look like a heffa.
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  14. drapg

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    That butt is already cheese-filled lard. Nelly lacks taste. I guess he just busted out a tape measure to make his choice.
     
  15. SWTsig

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    talk about a ba-donk-a-donk butt....
     
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  17. rimbaud

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    Damn our society sucks.
     
  18. RocketsPimp

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    Mission a failure.
     
  19. The Real Shady

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    Damn Mulder, you come up with the best pictures.
     
  20. Zac D

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    I'd tap it.
     

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