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Yao Ming caption game

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DonKnutts, Nov 25, 2003.

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  1. DonKnutts

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    With all the heavyhanded, predictable debates about icing Yao and our "selfish" guards, here's some levity after last night's victory. This pic is buried in the game thread.

    So what's the caption?



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    #1 DonKnutts, Nov 25, 2003
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    "Yeah, I've been using Nair, check it out. Real smooth."
     
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    Cato: "Be careful. My bunyons are killing me."

    Yao: "See. Loop, swoop and pull. Its easy!"

    Pike: "I usually use the bunny ears method."
     
    #3 codell, Nov 25, 2003
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    yao ties cato's shoe laces.
     
    #4 voice, Nov 25, 2003
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    Yao: "Oh wow, are these the new Reebok Cato's?"
     
    #5 Apollo Creed, Nov 25, 2003
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    Cato/Pike : "Ohhhh so thats how it works.."

    Yao : "Yes, that it how you tie a shoe, i learned it in China :D"
     
    #6 shawn786, Nov 25, 2003
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    LOL! Thanks! This is a good one! :D
     
    #7 Yun, Nov 25, 2003
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    Where did you come up with that zinger?
     
    #8 ima_drummer2k, Nov 25, 2003
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    Yao: These are the size of my baby shoes.
     
    #9 Austin70, Nov 25, 2003
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    Yao: How do you jump so good with those little feet?
     
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    Yao: "So... those shoes give ability of dunk?"
     
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    Yao: I can't believe American mothers don't teach their kids how to tie their shoe laces.

    Pike: Only Cato's mama.

    Cato: Anything more complicated than a dunk is beyond me.
     
    #12 Easy, Nov 25, 2003
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    Yao - Hey Pike, have you ever seen a rash this bad???
     
    #13 GladiatoRowdy, Nov 25, 2003
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    LOL:D
     
    #14 Donatello, Nov 25, 2003
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    Yao - Man, I didn't know they still made shoes with 'the pump.'
     
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    Damn, Yao is the whitest Chinese guy I've ever seen...:D
     
    #16 A-Train, Nov 25, 2003
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    Haha, check out the guy to the left of yao's head.

    He looks like hes praying. Anyone wanna come up with a caption to that?
     
    #17 Remix, Nov 25, 2003
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    Dude needs a tan. He's reaching dangerously close to the Michael Jackson shade.
     
    #18 mleahy999, Nov 25, 2003
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    ---------An example of self-destruction---------------


    This explained why Yao scored 0 points in the second quarter.
    Cato's shoe smells.
     
    #19 WNBA, Nov 25, 2003
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    yao to cato:
    wow, this pressure point is as hard as a brick- oh, i see, this is connected to your shooting touch.
     
    #20 thegary, Nov 25, 2003
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